Cake? "Stick It Where The Sun Don't Shiney!" And Other Ways To Resist Temptation...

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Welcome to what may be our 21st Healthy Eating thread!

We take it with varying levels of seriousness- in fact we are a pretty light-hearted bunch generally, but we do support each other, whether we are trying to lose a little (or a lot of) weight, or just get fitter.

Shiney is our Glorious Leader , ably backed up by the ass-kicking Sycamoretree and many other lovely regulars.

Come and join us- post as much as you can and join in the fun, nay, the phenomenon that is the Shiney thread

Evening all and have vaguely caught up. Had a good night with DB and his girlfriend, she hates being called a partner. Nephews (3 of ranging from 25 - 7) were great and looked after DD. DB's girlfriend is of for her first course of chemo next week having had a mastectomy 3 weeks ago and looking fabulous. She has been given a good prognosis and is very much looking forward to having a reconstruction as they are taking the fat from her tummy to do it. I know it sounds weird but getting on a lot better with DB since he split up with wife. can talk the hind leg of donkey with his girlfriend but always and still do run out of things to say with his ex.

Never seen it BoF....

God is Charlton Heston though surely?

Here is God

Not sure he looks very omnipotent BoF.

no here is is

Speaking of god (sort of) I drove past a church today with pampas grass outside. Pretty progressive if you ask me..

oh that means something doesn't it....can't remember what..?

A hankering for swinging...at least the pampas grass was in the front garden..

I'm off to bed, I can't make any sense of anything.

Didn't Faithless say 'God is a D J?'

God is a woman

A house 3 houses down from us has pampas grass in their front garden always makes me giggle when I walk past.....although they do kind of look like swingers - whatever swingers look like that is

I wasn't immediately attracted to DH I have to admit but the more I got to know him the more scrummy he became, I think he's gorgeous now

what does it mean if it's in the back garden..?

The pampas grass thing falls into the category of "things I learned on mumsnet".

As regards men. Pah! (The pah of the newly abandoned with two kids). For me to be remotely interested they would have to be perfect. Or David Tennant. In the Dr Who brown suit.

I dread to think...

DP - that belongs on a Friday night thread I believe

Ooooooo DT

lol norma....i think i'm better off not knowing...

yep, it's 100% physical attraction with the opposite sex....don't care how lovely their personality is...if there's no sexual spark...wont go anywhere.

Norma, form a queue - I have first dibs!

Can we not share him Mavis....actually I take that back it sounds rude

Hello

I am off to Biarritz is a few hours, where I shall eat like a pig and drink like a poisson.

See you Wednesday

Oh Norma, we've only just met! Nah, he's mine I'm afraid. I have greater need . Now, I could let you have Edward Norton on a Wednesday or John Cusak every other Friday if you're interested?

John Cusak nice enough but not for me, um who's Edward Norton??!!

If only John Barrowman wasn't gay

Right I'm off to bedski! Nighty night all, DIB have a lovely time

have a fab time dreams....see you when you get back...