Cake? "Stick It Where The Sun Don't Shiney!" And Other Ways To Resist Temptation...

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Welcome to what may be our 21st Healthy Eating thread!

We take it with varying levels of seriousness- in fact we are a pretty light-hearted bunch generally, but we do support each other, whether we are trying to lose a little (or a lot of) weight, or just get fitter.

Shiney is our Glorious Leader , ably backed up by the ass-kicking Sycamoretree and many other lovely regulars.

Come and join us- post as much as you can and join in the fun, nay, the phenomenon that is the Shiney thread

ROFL @ BOF - I nearly spat my Pepsi out reading that

Ah who cares, I think being a trollop (or not) is more to do with you as a person, your personality etc then the number of guys you've had IYKWIM?

lol....

you know if me and dh ever split up i wouldn't bother with other men...

LOL @ micro penis

Yes, if it's too small to get past the Pearly Gates it definitely doesn't count

Sounds like the fella I told you about who turned out to be a serial rapist...must have had ishoos

Well I apppear to be better at resisting the temptaions of the flesh than I do of food, but I know who what I would be having for supper if the opportunity came about.....

do you always go for the same look shineon....you know, dark hair, tall..

Do tell?

i wouldn't even look at any man under 5ft 10...has to have a well fit body..and be very god looking...otherwise...forget it.

Do people with blond hair have blond pubes?

Evening all - blimey you lot can chat!

Right, I will get the jist of everyone soonish but apologies if I appear to have no clue.

Should anyone see me on MN before 9pm for the next 3 weeks please give me a look that says "you're only letting yourself down" - I have an exam and no fecking idea about the subject so work needs to be done. However, I also don't want to turn into a lard-arse hence why I'm here.

Good to hear about the cheap service Shiney (car, rather than anything else ) Also good to hear (IYSWIM) I'm not the only one with a knobjockey ex .

Going off to think virtuous foodie thoughts and catch up with active convos - any thread recommendations?

think that was supposed to be good looking...(i'm eating grapes so sticky fingers...).he has to be a god in bed though...ha ha

Me BoF?

oh yeah...has to be intelligent and good sense of humour...and smell beautiful

I had to reread your post twice BofF

Mmm, I love it when a man smells gorgeous.

Yes you! Disappointed that daftpunk doesn't actually know what God looks like...could have solved a major theological question

rofl bof....

Well despite my somewhat stiffling upbringing, I appear to be having impure thoughts about a 'neighbour'....so actually I DO know what god looks like and he has a damn fine arse..... Haven't broken a commandment yet but if someone bakes him in an apple pie I am buggered (so's to speak)

i always imagine god to look like jesus...but a bit older....

i'm suprised no one has seen him...jesus appears to people on their toast and other strange places....

Didn't they cover that in American Pie, Mits? It wasn't a bum though...

I think God must look like the fella in Beauty School Dropout in Grease

Must be quite an obliging chap really, and his Dad....given that people are always saying yes to them all the time...