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flamingobingo · 16/06/2009 11:14

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Sycamoretreeisvile · 18/06/2009 21:54

Evening all.

Welcome compadre.

I didn't run. I've got a bad pain in my eyeball. It is so bad it has prevented me from getting changed into jogging gear in case I squished it pulling my attractive lycra vest over my head.

Does that wash with any of you?

Vaca - you poor mad cow! Throw the cured meats over board, use a loaf of crusty bed as a paddle, leap inside now empty parental suitcase and canoe your arse back to dry diet land.

daftpunk · 18/06/2009 21:55

lol vacaloca..can just imagin it

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bellavita · 18/06/2009 21:57

DH looking at me strangely, am just laughing at pain in the eyeball

BitOfFun · 18/06/2009 21:57

I have had Health hidden in a futile gesture of denial, I think...

Love the customs stories

Psst, bellavita, I have gone a bit Kerry Katona through loose living [shame]...I will post pics soon

vacaloca · 18/06/2009 21:57

Syc - that's got to be one of the best excuses I've heard in a while. But, seriously, do you really have a pain in an eyeball? Because I had that once and it turned out I had a hyperactive thyroid that had gone undiagnosed for ages (they kept saying I was stressed).

Actually, the hyperactive thyroid made me lose loooooads of weight really quickly. I kinda miss it.

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Sycamoretreeisvile · 18/06/2009 21:58

I'm like the fucking Genie!

Speak, and I shall appear.

Sorry to disappoint on the run stakes.

Some piece of furniture appeared in the post today.

DH spent and hour putting it together and it's utterly busted. Invoice also indicates they've double charged us and to add insult to injury, we've waited so long for it, it is now in their sale....

BitOfFun · 18/06/2009 22:01

Ford Focus? I am more of a Robin Reliant girl...

bellavita · 18/06/2009 22:03

Aww Sycamore, that is just the pits ain't it when that happens.

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Sycamoretreeisvile · 18/06/2009 22:05

The pain in my eyeball is actually quite real as a matter of fact actually.

I think it is because I went to bed at 12.30am and was woken at 6am. Also, I think there is some lingering sinus type nonsense going on. But it's stabbing in my left eye like a bugger and my mates fiance waltzed off with my entire packed of Nurofen Express.....which as long time readers and contributors to this thread will know by now, is my absolute drug of choice.

Se there

SazzlesA · 18/06/2009 22:06

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bellavita · 18/06/2009 22:07

What is it that you ordered?

SazzlesA · 18/06/2009 22:08

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BitOfFun · 18/06/2009 22:08

Right, I will check it out...

My pics...I have gone to something like this

whereas I want to get back to this

I need help!

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BitOfFun · 18/06/2009 22:09

And I do eat like a bird...a sparrow in fact. Twice its own bodyweight daily

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Sycamoretreeisvile · 18/06/2009 22:10

Oh, it will all be fine with the stupid chaise long mini storage type bit of frivolity we ordered when we sold my old BFing chair on ebay (not that it saw much BFing, but hey, ladies - ha, that's the subject of a far less fun thread)

I sold my bf chair for 141.55 pence.....can you believe?

And this adorable piece of furniture was 159.

Shall I link it.

You will probably all think it vile.....comme moi

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BitOfFun · 18/06/2009 22:11

Yes we need links!

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