apologies for this as I know you are getting bored with this, but I am fretting AGAIN about my leg and waiting for the doc to ring....

[psychomum5]

.....can you have a look and tell me how to tell him over the phone about the changes please.

TIA

So it's just like E4 in your house? Friends on a constant loop.

Do you look back at the lovely 90s outfits and laugh?

Well, Trinity? 1/3? 2/3?

yep, and the hair......

But everyone loved that hair!

none out of three at the mo
sorry

I'm panicking about the million other things I need to do today as I have people coming tonight and as a resultI'm doing noithing

shit logic innit

No smacking, just a stern talking-to.

all three done now
but my arse is stuck on the couch again

What else do you need to do? Fancy making a list over at the Slatterns?

Make it into 'must do' 'should probably do' and 'would be nice to do' and see who far down you get.

Btw who's coming and what for? Anything fun?

ann summers party
but at this rate noones gonna be coming
its sad when you have hardly any friends

I've been to one of those. Tacky, but fun. The key is snacks and booze. And places to sit, I suppose, so you'll need to clear stuff off sofas and chairs. Everything else is optional.

I have booze and snacks and places to sit

not many bloody guests though

Sorry, I'm busy tonight. And it's more than 5 hours to drive to you.

Sort out the things you can sort out. Try not to worry about things you can do nothing about.

YEAH go for it

I'll look after you

I don't think I can make it up in time - you need to give us more warning!

you're just not trying hard enough trillian

Do you have a helicopter that can come and pick me up? There's a quite big park near me that it can land in.

trillian, if I can, YOU can!!

PAAH AHHHA HAAAAA yeah right

yes young lady, you should try harder!!

I have just one leg, and I am running to catch the plane....

Ah but you're not really, are you? Tis all pretend. I am at least being honest.

how do you know........I could be!!

How's the nursing/nail prettification going?