Guava Guava Guava Hey! Over The dill With The Strawbs Of A Thousand Men - 10/10 thread

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For anyone who wants a boost to their general health. The suggested goals are:

EAT 10 PORTIONS OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY - if you don't usually eat much fruit and veg I would build up gradually or you could upset your digestion.

DO (AT LEAST) 10 MINUTES OF EXERCISE EVERY DAY - can be yoga, stretching or something more energetic. The plan is that the idea of doing 10 minutes is not too daunting, and having started you may well find you want to do more.

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I think it's onw of those, Free X from the Englisg Bastards type of parties

I'd like a Free Cornwall. It's too bloody expensive for me usually.

Free it from Kirstie Allsop. I wouldn't blame them for that wish.

(Is it cornwall she has connections with? Might be wrong)

It was like that in our polling station, 100.

The polling station is right next to DS' school so we popped in on our way home.

DS and I tiptoed in, and the invigilators (or whatever they are called) all stopped talking in loud whispers about their bunions, and swivelled their eyes onto us and the lady with the LIST read my name out verrry slowly and clearly to the lady with the PEN and the lady with the PEN got out her RULER and did a verrry slow and perfect line through my name (only one on my page of list crossed through)...

No-one else in there, no-one came in while we were there. Like you say, 100, hardly a need for the six "private" cubicles.

Apparently last year there was a 35% turnout in our ward. Is that average? It seems dreadful to me.

"i was getting a bit worried about fuckwits getting in, but i feel strangely reassured by fact they can't actually manage to unfold a piece of paper without detailed instructions"

hee hee hee heee

okay well I voted today

also today I ate whole bar of Asda Extra Special 70% cocoa chocolate and three lemsips

am currently deciding between additional lemsip or glass of wine

anyone who gives me a serious answer before I have finished running my bath gets to decide

I have had nothing good for me at all. Went to my mum's after school and she looked at my snivelling face and said "Shall I make you some tea?" and I said yes and it was burnt sausages and baked beans

every single damn time in these weak moments I forget how woefully undomesticated she is

Am having quite a good day

sultanas
banana
carrots
broccoli
a supersalad (hmm), 2 potiosn easily
mucho beetroot, 2 portions

if you don't have to be up early at work or with very young children, I'd say the wine.

yes have wine, lemsips are bad for you - i read this somewhere but can't remember where

Lemsip is evil. Have wine, or better still, gargle some cider vinegar and then have wine.

I have suddenly developed a streaming cold. I had a sore throat and then it went and I felt fine, now three days later a cold appears

Franny the DL said so

oh but pointy has a point

and I have to do both of those things tomorrow

"but pointy has a point"

laughs to point of coughing at own gag

win eknocks me for six but I'd maybe have a hot toddy and feel all pitiful

Lost 3 of the 5lb I put on last week! Hoorah!

Haven't got time to list but a good 8 today.

Graze coming tomorrow They send a link telling you what they've sent but I'm not looking cause I want a surprise!

I', getting apple. forgot to say I don't want apple . Luckily it is a half-price box otherwise I'd be very pissed off.

Getting spicey cashews and sdomething else I can't remember.

I have eaten the whole 300g tub of beetroot. I am thinking that could be three portions.

Harumph..it is not even a secret ballot cos they take your card, note it, give you the card and write the code down...duh

hello, I am busy and a bit 'um' and a bit 'ish'.

You guys sound chatty.

..Anyway, flying through before I work again. Hope all are OK,

Banana x2,
apple x2,
pepper,
onion,
juice,
tomato,
Not brill or adventurous.

i never look either pink
i love surprises

i just sent off for this:

free woodland club membership
thought 10/10ers would like it

Look you are all talking about wisdom and the world and perception and stuff.

Well, I have wisely and perceptively told the floor sander that I hate the colour of the natural pine floors and I have joined the 1% (apparently) of people who ever ask for a stained floor even though they think I'm mad because natural is 'better' and dh is furious as it costs more but I am quite sure the world is a better place with brown floors rather than natural (yellow) freakin pine which I loathe. I think the victorians had the right idea, personally. And breathe.

Thank you.

Hope you are all well. I am meant to be packing.

Now that is really weird.

I posted that last message this afternoon and I have just logged on and thought how odd, no-one has posted since this afternoon except they have, clearly, looking at the time. How did that happen?

Ah thanks Franny, have just done it...DS will like it I think.

Pointy don;t panic if your wee is pink tomorow will you?

Just been to the toilette. My wee is pink as the dawn.

Mmm. Nice.

Roasted tomatoes, pepper and garlic.
Raisins.

Ha ha Pointy, I was going to say you'll have pink wee !

I forgot to list yesterday:

blueberries
banana
apple
juice
cucumber
humous
cauliflower
carrots

You were up late/early Toot