Hello - I was hungover yesterday but also my laptop is broken. I spilt my wine on it it and now it is leaking wine and not working and I have to sit here amongst dh's shit which is a nuisance.
Our dinner was lovely. The odd bit could have been better for the price, dh's pork was a bit dry and a couple of other niggles but in the main it was delicious. Portions are quite poky but I ate lots of the warm doughy homemade rolls, some had a fat olive in the middle, really nice.
We got canapes when we arrived, had champagne and then some weird shot of soup before the starter, leek with a foam on it. I gave mine to dh. Then I had that cauliflower and artichoke pickled starter with hazelnuts and the turbot came with a mini crab lasagna, the menu was slightly different from the website.
I didn't have pudding so I could fit in cheese but that was disappointing. The owner cuts off what you ask for off a trolley and frankly, what he cut wouldn't cover one of my crackers at home, very stingey, and you feel like you can only ask for a certain amount whereas I wanted a big plate of cheese. Never mind. There was a pre dessert of grapefruit posset and Lovely home made salted caramels with the coffee but again, you choose from a box so are torn between wanting the lot and trying to look refined, difficult after champagne, another bottle and some port tbh.
Then the taxi home was very surreal, the driver asked if we were local and launched into a soliloquy about how Shakespeare really obviously never existed. Dh tried to interject with the odd dart of how some thought Marlowe may have written some of them but he definitely existed, but NO, he was shouted down quickly, the driver knows he didn't exist because of something to do with baptism and when it started and when children stopped being baptised and anyway I lost interest at some point but the upshot of the 30 jouney that felt like 2 hours was that the driver Is On A Mission to spread the truth. Not sure why he asked if we were local. Actually, then there was a local quiz, that was why, but I was nearly asleep by that point. I heard dh talk about bridges and city walls or something.
All in all, lovely food, got way too drunk and have put on three lbs but had a fab time.