I could chose a life of Peas then I would be a boatman - 10/10 thread

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i'm not allowed to be covered in whey
it'll aggravate ds2's eczema

i am going to sit on the porch in a rocking chair, fanning myself and looking coyly at the fine gentlemen passing by

Oh TooT. Ouch. Take it you have spoken to someone about double vision if it's a new thing? Sorry don't know much about it. Does he eye-patch for training eye to focus again?

oh and let's have it like deadwood. I am going to wear a swishy dress and I have a heart tatoo on my left breast and a gun in my garter.

Oh, interesting

you brazen hussy you

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Good update, good about distance. Day at a time eh?

I'm so EXCITED. You're going to be v. camp and lady from Savannah aren't you? [hugs self]

why yay-es 100, i do believe i am

Not at patching stage yet. Patchiung his bad eye more the thing atm as he is desperately photophobic.

Letter contained interesting terminology such as pseudophakia, loose corneal sutures, thickened posterior lens capsule, surgical posterior capsulotomy, convergent squint, posterior capsular opacification

Much less pattronising and more informative.

[faints with excitement] Have you got too much white make-up on? Do you have a beauty spot? Do you reek slightly of gin?

LOL.

And just as things were getting butch and camp all at once I have to go and put children to bed. lolol. You've all cheered me up. Thank you.

Oh, you're all having so much fun.

TooT, what is psuedophakia?

pseudophakia is the replacement of a natural lens with a plastic one [recently knowledgeable] which is what they did at his cataract op.

I'm going to tear down the curtains and make Miss Franny a mahty fahn dreyuss! so I ahm!

OMG. Did you see this?

It's started. And they won't stop there. Oh no siree. Don't say I haven't warned you. Geese are the outriders, just wait until the herons move.

Geese are quite evil. That plane crash was awful - those people are very lucky to be alive.

sorry to be flippant about the air crash..
but 100 you do make me chuckle!

I'll get me winshester and shoot them pesky flapping critters for ya! And then we'll cook 'em

Winchester. sorry. Am getting carried away.

You better pass me a curtain, Boco, since you've all taken all the frigging chequed shirts.

Oooh, there's the rubber tomahawk. Remember how much you all love the rubber tomahawk?

Thank you for all advice. I had looked on the website Franny linked to and it says it's okay, hardly any gets in so I reckon it'll be okay tonight. Was 2pm yesterday. He has gone to bed much happier anyway.

I can feel the halloumi sitting in my stomach. I am nto going to think of the S word.

I see you've all fucked off over the frontier.

oh sorry miss lupe, i do believe i fell asleep out here in the heat, what with the gin and all

Wicked Miss Franny.

You must walk a long way through the wood where the wild animals are not afraid to walk and collect syrup for the sugar moulds.

Go West, life is peaceful there
GO West, there in the open air

right - now where the fuck is womble? I want her to play the piano.

I stink of gin.

Let's play poker.

Which one of you shot that man out there? He is dead and getting in teh way.

that's Jem, Jem who I've lurved since i was a little girl and he shinned up the tall tree yonder to get me a honeycomb. He never hurt nobody and now he's dayyyy-ayyyy-eddddd