Should old tom-ay-toes be forgot and lemon brought to rind - 10/10 thread

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are you very lonely FK?

happy new year f&v pals i will do better in future and post not watch.

mushrooms
onions
garlic
garlic
garlic ad inf
MEAT
WINE etc..

are you scared of vampires?

Hello. Can I come in to the Village Hall? (is not a yurt, oh no) I need some veg company. DP dropped our dinner all over the floor. My food to alcohol ratio very bad. The children won't go to bed. I have cigarettes. Not good vegging.

it was tapas. what i'd planned was entirely meat so i redid it with tomatoes and mushrooms and onions and all of them had garlic. and so did some of the meaty things so wooooooooooof.

yay!

tell more about the dinner dropping - was it accidental and comedy style?

(there are now strange hugging rules so I am giving you a (((hug with manly back patting))

food on floor? was it pickupable?

have you eaten anything? have to had to make a strange beans, pasta and marmite type cupboard meal?

It was beef casserole, that had been cooking for hours. It was at the dumpling adding part, a big crash, stew everywhere. I suppose it could have been comedy if we weren't counting on eating it.

oh boco that is so not comedy - are you doing sulking?

boco i wish you were a bit closer to dear old east london. i had far too much food and dh kept saying "it would be better if there were some more people here why can't we have people round"

well all our friends have moved away.

I was. A bit. But then I opened alcohol and drank it quite fast. I'm not sure how to put these children to bed though. They're making things. With those really annoying tubs of straws and pom poms - it's all everywhere and I've forgtoten how to make them do things. Random barking not working. [resigned]

Ah that's nice fishie, thank you.

We did make a lot of mashed potato instead, so we had some tea.

oh - the making is not good.

um, duvets dwonstairs for exciting sitting room sleeping for new year and they fall asleep and you eat stuff and drink stuff and mnet?

(there was cheese though? or somethin on the potato?)

Oooh, Hello.

I am eating much dolcelatte. God it's nice.

more details guad do you have crackers or toast and what kind of butter?

(god it is getting a bit food porn)

I love dolcelatte

Do you think there's any chance they'll fall asleep while making? I wonder if that'd be dangerous. They have such STAMINA.

My cildren are up and wtching meet the fockers. I think it Is Not Appropriate.

No no, don't talk about food. Talk about something else that's not food.

I have wheat ovals for the dolcelatte and mini salty crachers for the stilton and digestives for the camembert with cranberry sauce.

Oh, sorry.

Um, have a blu tack midwife?

WAIL! Not snacks! Don't talk about fun snacks! We just shared some tinned fruit, it's like the WAR. I might have some dripping.

A blu tac midwife? What is this?