Should old tom-ay-toes be forgot and lemon brought to rind - 10/10 thread

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Oh, ok, good. Come and sit in my car. I have a radio. Bring the dolcelatte.

Can we go for a drive? I am not very good in the dark, can't see where the road's going which is always worrying.

No more cheese i'm afraid. Two's up on the rolly.

Boco and Guad are having a party in a car

And BBBee has champagne

I have the Hootenanny and a chamomile tea

i am back have you gone - have you gone all thelma and louise and driven off already?

come back......

god what are you DOING
GOD
don't drive the car you are drunk and you'll fall in the pit

I think i'm over the limit so we'll have to just pretend. I did lots of driving in the dark along country lanes teh other day, it's not easy, and you go on full beam then a car comes and I forget how to turn full beam off and turn on indicator and then swerve dangerously and dp does screaming.

You can come in if you have the password.

tey left us FK - they left us - just like that horrid lawyer in jurassic park leaving those children in the car and the t-rex comes.

how rude.

bee they've gone off pissed in the car with cheese
you should've stopped them

Franny! Sorry about the drinking and smoking and cheese.

that's not a canyon that's the pit
well you'd just better stay down there until you sober up
dear oh dear

It is a cosy canyon. Lots of pits.

Just say cheese you fuckers.

oh no here they are look - they were just 'playing' at thelma and louise.

look franny - scroll down - i was trying to stop them but they were doing all cool talking and knew about cheese...

yes so you should be sorry
i don't even like dolcelatte

No no, we didn't go anywhere, not like the horrid lawyer with the T-rex, no.

(and one of them called me a 'fucker')

(and i think she did a 'v' thing with her fingers)

well look you had better come out again
oh dear

come in and have some of fk's chamomile

It runs in the family, Bee.

bee never mind
you have all been a bit silly haven't you
ah well

i don't like camomile - i have caffine tea - but it is fair trade so it doesn't matter.

NO I was not silly - i was really trying hard but you left me here on my OWN with the bad girls.