Five ****ing mangoes, Four cauliflowers, Three french beans, TooTicky doves and a parsnip in a pear tree - 10 / 10 thread

[FrannyandZooey]

For anyone who wants a boost to their general health. The suggested goals are:

EAT 10 PORTIONS OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY - if you don't usually eat much fruit and veg I would build up gradually or you could upset your digestion.

DO (AT LEAST) 10 MINUTES OF EXERCISE EVERY DAY - can be yoga, stretching or something more energetic. The plan is that the idea of doing 10 minutes is not too daunting, and having started you may well find you want to do more.

There are no restrictions on what you eat so long as you get your 10 fruit and veg as well. The focus is not on weight loss but on improving our energy levels and hopefully our general mood and well-being. Sign up below and post here to tell us how you're getting on and how you are feeling.

Basic guidance on what constitutes a portion of fruit and veg here and you can download more detailed information by following the link at the very bottom of the page

Ooo-er

Where was I? Oh yes, cheese...

Bonjour ladies.

it was that or

have yourself a cunting little christmas

oh it was bee's fault

Tesco frozen mango actually v nice.

HTH

lol, a cunting little christmas sounds a little bitter

hello birds!

Hello, Franny! How is that delicious little baby of yours? You're going to tell me he's 6mo now, aren't you? [whimper at time passing]

Bless you Franny

Oh, you did put me in it!

Hello Guad

Hello Toot. How are your extremities?

Who is/are twitteringbirds?

oh 5 months, you are ok
i am a bit at it myself though

If you mean my toes, I haven't seen them since this morning.

7 birds a-twittering

Noooooooooooooo! Wow! He'll be on his own 5-a-day soon then! How is DS1 enjoying being a big bro?

Maybe that is a good thing?
Sorry for grim links.

right photos for bee

Franny, is that a clue?

Guad, I appreciate the thought behind the links but they were very real and technicolor weren't they

god he adores it birds
he said yesterday "making ds2 smile is the happiest thing in the world"

but he has been a bit up and down, everything in his life has changed; he has been a bit tense

no i am just still feeling festive
we should have had 10 guads a luping

have reported thread title - very offensive - what were you thinking.

They were a bit Toot!

Franny - there's something about guads a luping that sounds rude.

Oh I like that

And 8 Frannies Zooing?

maybe because it sounds like gonads leaping?

lol i saw that on "threads you are on" bee and didn't see that you had posted it
my heart sank

i don't think you saw these photos Bee?

So who is the twittering birds person?