Fruity Bitches at your Cervix - 10/10 thread, all welcome

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that does sound complicated lully

but i think he should knock the relationship on the head

Pink???

What??

Shall I start a new thread? Did anyone get my Juno one?

PINK!

I do believe you have let the cat out of the proverbial bag

ah lully sorry i mean the relationship with ex

Pink, are you trying to change the subject

What was the Juno one?

I think we need to wait a bit longer.

LL what a complicated situation.

Is the ex "with" anyone now?

zippi

It's him that needs a good knock on the head

he promised ds he would ring to say goodnight grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

How is your face?

Can't stop, I have a bath running, it is a wee bit early for a new thead, but yes Pink I liked your title. You have inspired me to come up with a suggestion for future use: The Friend I have is a Passion Fruit Friend (Passionate Friend - Teardrop Explodes)

FK No
She says she will love dh forever & is facing old age alone etc
This is after three failed marriages & then living with dh
She has 3 grown up children & lots of grandchildren.

Ooh I like that Tatties

Pink what was your title?

She sounds, well, odd [tries to be nice]

ah there is plenty of life in this title yet
I don't think anyone much liked it except me and Toot, so sorry about that, but you must allow us the odd indiscretion

Pink I am gamely ignoring your little slip ups but you are making it harder and harder

I like the title

Loopy was teasing me about constantly whinging on here but I did want to say I am getting some lovely BIG twinges this evening

when does a twinge become a you know what?

Avi no god I hope not! although I will for the first time fall into the clutches of the consultants so anything could happen in theory
the idea is they will do CTG on baby, possibly check blood flow through cord, level of amniotic fluid etc
just check my dusty old placenta isn't giving up the ghost tbh
I think I may need to go in for monitoring daily for it to be meaningful / helpful
however am hoping if I have positive monitoring results from a particular day and then go into labour that same day, they may still agree to trial of labour at home [desperate optimism]

Oh no I liked it too, probably just forgot to say

But maybe non 10/10ers don;t get it like we do

The punning is easier, perhaps

DS slept in a travel cot from about 17 months until nearly 2 due to some trying to get out from presumably 17 months. It was a good solution (apart from the fact that DD was born when he was 22 months and so as I got more pregnant it was harder and harder to lift him out).

full moon 7.59 am tomorrow
huzzah?

Twinges...I think we need more info

Lully, would you consider telling her she can have him? He doesn't seem to be the slightest bit of use to you, and you and ds can go and live with your grandmother.
Do tell me to bog off, it really is none of my business

whats this with pink?

is she preganant