No time for losers, cos we are the champignons - 10 / 10 thread

[FrannyandZucchini]

For anyone who wants a boost to their general health. The suggested goals are:

EAT 10 PORTIONS OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY - if you don't usually eat much fruit and veg I would build up gradually or you could upset your digestion.

DO (AT LEAST) 10 MINUTES OF EXERCISE EVERY DAY - can be yoga, stretching or something more energetic. The plan is that the idea of doing 10 minutes is not too daunting, and having started you may well find you want to do more.

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i think we should start an east west divide on mumsnet.

nononnonono - not on mumsnet i mean on here - fruity bitches only.

Okay, titles.....

Blue Swede Shoes (Elvis Parsley)

Runnerbean (by Del Shallot of course)

Rock Around the Brocc(oli)

Johnny Bean Good (Chuck Berries) (This one is ds1's )

Artichoke Gets in your Pies

Email address [email protected]

Will be VERY child-friendly

Probably at one of the city farms

Does anyone have Lully's email? I keep mislaying it

Can we have 'bring me the head of Alfalfa Garcia', even though we didn't make it up?

Oh God at this rate Franny and Guad will arrive just as i'm taking a baseball bat to my neighbour's car. He is a middle aged man with a car with GIANT speakers in the boot, and he has the boot open and there are bowel shattering base beats which are making my teeth ache and my blood boil. It's such a nice day and the birds are singing and we're pottering around happily, and then suddenly - DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOOF DOOF ETC

boco alfafa yes
and yes be brutal with the arsy arse

hello.

telegraph style, I am very busy. Will hopefully be back in calm tonight.

Sorry you were gloomy, UR. Will be in touch.

of meet-up, but I am going to have one too (clue ) soooon )

Franny, I think you can use it in the bath, but don't quote me. I thought there was an English leaflet in there Will look it up in the shop.

Sesame seed rolls, cucumber, a wonderful peach.

Well I liked my titles

Hazel malt crunch cereal with nectarine. Yummy leftover soup. There are homemade pittas in the kitchen, still warm, but dd2 is a-milking.

Yes Bero! Let's hope this fuel situation doesn't get too silly. We make very few trips, would be such a shame if it was scuppered.

Dp is actually taking dd1, ds1 and ds2 swimming
It was a promised activity for today but dd2 too poorly to go and has regressed to velcro baby.

NNNOOOOOOO!!!!

Shiny shiny, shiny shoots and lentils.

Ladygarden is all shiny and porno after waxing mission. Quite frightening to look at. Very nice lady, not embarrassing at all despite having to ask her for disposable pants cos mine were all moist from 10minhectic work out at gym

Now no-one will talk to me for being so shameless.

You do realise that when we meet I will remember this and smirk inwardly

Actually, I wouldn't. I'm far too nice

you will though. now you won't be able to stop yourself.

And i shall feel compelled to ask whether you are smirking inwardly.

Ah well. I have no shame. None at all.

Yes, NOW I shall be unable to think about anything else. We won't be able to say hello, we'll be too busy giggling. Which I suppose breaks the ice

i read that boco was planning to take a baseball bat to her neighbours cat and I had visions of franny and mrs c arriving to a kind of cat torture carnage as boco went nutss battering the brains out of a cat and her childen stood by in ballet outfits, opened mouthed whispering "mummy why?"

we went ot ikea nad had an arguement that climaxed in me saying something poncy like "I never expected that I would choose a life partner who would spend their whole time putting me down"

and he said "who ever told you that we were life partners"

He has tried to take it back and claim it was a joke - but i think there is much mileafge in this one...

toot - you got mail!

Bee - so have you

Not teh whole lot, OB, surely

Have the edges done on mine when I can afford it so I can go swimming without looking like that sketch from Smack the Pony

I dread it

FK, I can't remember where you are. Can you do the Bristol meet?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

LullyLullyLullyLullyLullyLullyLullyLullyLullyLully!!!!!!!!!!!

No chance you could make a Bristol meet I s'pose?

TooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooT!!!!!

I dont think so lovely one
Dont drive & am absolutely,completely broke

Wish I could email you but it never seems to work when I do.
When are you next in Devon?