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Watched Embarasing Bodies last night. Who has DANGLY FANJO LIPS?

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WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 13:21

After watching that I now think i have a wierd vulva.
The lady that had the extra skin on her inner lips. The doctor said that they were not normal. Not in so many words but she said that they could be treated by a cosmetic surgeon.
And when the lady stood up and you could see that they protruded down from her outer lips. The doctor said that you wouldn't be able to see them normally.
Well my innner lips come down lower than the outer ones. I'm sure some other peoples must do too.
I have always been slightly worried/embarrased by them but I read in a problem page once, years ago, that this is normal. Some inner lips show, or hang down(that sounds yuk, they're not by my knees) whatever, others dont.

So do your inner fanjo lips hand down??

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WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 19:25

Dh always goes on about 'shrimps' and 'prawns. We never knew what it really meant, for sure. We guess a fanny with danggly lips is a shrimp (due to larger size) and a 'prawn' is no dangles. What do you think?

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NomDePlume · 30/04/2008 19:25

PMSL

nailpolish · 30/04/2008 19:25

pmsl at cd doing inspection

is she away for binocs now

NomDePlume · 30/04/2008 19:26

AREN'T SHRIMPS SMALLER THAN PRAWNS ?

mINE'S A LANGOUSTINE FOR SURE

NomDePlume · 30/04/2008 19:26

BloODY CAPS LOCVK

CountessDracula · 30/04/2008 19:26

oh god
her sister works at dh's firm too

WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 19:26

CD!!! I was showing mine to dh in the kitchen earlier!! With the blinds open. He said mine weren't like the link and I yanked down my jeans and said 'yes they are, look!'

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CountessDracula · 30/04/2008 19:26

hopefully she didn't notice

nappyaddict · 30/04/2008 19:27

having no inner labia is normal too it seems

WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 19:27

Ok I'm a prawn then. I have images of loads of Mnetters checking out their fanjos at teatime!!

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WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 19:29

Having tea. Back soon

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nappyaddict · 30/04/2008 19:29

rhmmm i'm sure when i was little i didn't have inner lips but surely they don't just appear from nowhere?

nailpolish · 30/04/2008 19:36

well dh had just come in and i asked if he had even been with a girl with big flaps

he is hiding in the shed now cleaning his golf clubs

lol

mamalovesmojitos · 30/04/2008 19:36

pmsl countessdracula!

nice and tidy here, inners safely tucked away. hard to believe after the agony of ejecting dd but oh well.

i'd pick danglies over stretchmarked stomach every day.

nailpolish · 30/04/2008 19:37

oh i have no stretch marks evne tho i have been gigantic twice

kittywise · 30/04/2008 19:44

I mentioned this thread to dp just now and he said "oh God, Im sure there's something important I should be doing" and scuttled off

onebatmother · 30/04/2008 19:47

scaramooosh scaramoosh can you do the fanjodangle?

Well? Can you?

EffiePerine · 30/04/2008 19:48

You know, I really have no idea

zippitippitoes · 30/04/2008 19:48

mine are quite danlgy i think and asymetrical cant remeber whether they wer elike that pre children

i thought maybe it was an old age thing

bf diud make some sort of comment but i dont think it was like yeeuch more like interested lol

it dopesnt seem to have put him off any more than the fact that i am a million years old

EffiePerine · 30/04/2008 19:48

and thank you for cheering me up CD

milfAKAmonkeymonkeymoomoo · 30/04/2008 20:27

This is the funniest thread that has been around for a long time!!

I for one am large and proud

Threadwworm · 30/04/2008 20:29

I think that worriedaboutfanjo should out herself now that she knows that she is not alone in dangling.

PinkTulips · 30/04/2008 20:36

oi! who complained about my name?!

surely the cat related names are more giggle inducing on this thread than mine?!

[sulks]

Celery · 30/04/2008 20:43

It helps if I keep my pubic hair a bit longer. When I clip it right down, my long dangly flaps are REALLY obvious and look silly. A bit like if you have big ears, using your hair to disguise them.

I'm far more concerned with the fact that my pubes are turning grey than my big flaps though, to be honest.

onebatmother · 30/04/2008 20:51

But you are the only one with lips in your name, pinkie, and therefore the most pertinent to the subject at hand.

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