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Watched Embarasing Bodies last night. Who has DANGLY FANJO LIPS?

428 replies

WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 13:21

After watching that I now think i have a wierd vulva.
The lady that had the extra skin on her inner lips. The doctor said that they were not normal. Not in so many words but she said that they could be treated by a cosmetic surgeon.
And when the lady stood up and you could see that they protruded down from her outer lips. The doctor said that you wouldn't be able to see them normally.
Well my innner lips come down lower than the outer ones. I'm sure some other peoples must do too.
I have always been slightly worried/embarrased by them but I read in a problem page once, years ago, that this is normal. Some inner lips show, or hang down(that sounds yuk, they're not by my knees) whatever, others dont.

So do your inner fanjo lips hand down??

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aGalChangedHerName · 01/05/2008 17:13

Actually on reflection i would have to have a look and see. I have never thought about flaps that often. May ask dh about women he has known and how common flaps/flap free is

babytime · 01/05/2008 17:15

Slur - i sang that song as soon as i read first message lol

well my fanjo lips have changed shape since two kids but the inner lips dont protrude but the outer lips are not as plump as before so maybe i need some collagen injections

notjustmom · 01/05/2008 17:23

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zippitippitoes · 01/05/2008 17:26

do they really?

nailpolish · 01/05/2008 17:29

my dh says he personally doesnt

just as well, seeing as i dont have any

expatinscotland · 01/05/2008 17:31

i asked DH. he doesn't prefer big flaps himself.

aGalChangedHerName · 01/05/2008 17:32

Will ask DH what he prefers when he gets home i think. Also if he thinks mine are big or not.

aGalChangedHerName · 01/05/2008 17:34

Bugger i am at a CM thingy tonight and will miss the cock one tonight.

Will MN when i get back and hear all the minging stories i hope!!

notjustmom · 01/05/2008 18:48

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violentviolet · 01/05/2008 18:53

I think men just like fanny in general- let's face it, has any woman ever been dumped/kicked out of bed for having an unappealing noonoo?

On the reverse, lots of women have dumped men for having small/unappealing cocks- so who exactly is putting the pressure on for us to have designer vaginas? cos it isn't the men.

morningpaper · 01/05/2008 19:05

I would have to kick a woman out of bed if she mentioned her noonoo

Papillon · 01/05/2008 20:31

thats a very valid point vv, I have judged males according to the appendage.

I asked about orgasms with more exposed fanjo, as I know woman who orgasm easily and have more frontage exposed than ones that are more underside located.

I like the colour of my fanjo, think I need to find a matching lipstick...

AliasforFanjoChat · 01/05/2008 20:32

Can I ask a ridiculous question? I'm a dangler and I also have very full lips, bit of a trout pout really. When I've pondered it before (not something I think about loads, mind) I've wondered whether there is a correlation? am just asking the question, feel about 15 years old

Remotew · 01/05/2008 20:34

Do we study other womens bits though. I didnt see the program but how would you know if yours were big, medium or small. Oh silly of me you would have to look at pawn. Dur!!

Remotew · 01/05/2008 20:35

Or rather Porn. You can tell I'm not expert

Troutpout · 01/05/2008 22:33

Do you mean a mouth troutpout Alias? as well as a fanjo one?
No ..don't think they necessarily go together.
I have full lips (mouth ones) but no dangling fanjo

ButterflyMcQueen · 01/05/2008 22:35

i asked dp he said mine is more like the 'trimmed' one !

he has always complemented me on mine - there is no way i would ever look at it...... never.!

poshwellies · 01/05/2008 22:45

Well, I feel shortchanged-no huuuge cocks in sight-just man boobs and raw dicks and baldness...*Sighs

ButterflyMcQueen · 01/05/2008 22:52

yes very disappointing poshwellies!

piratecat · 01/05/2008 22:57

yep def shortchanged. loads of unnattractive beer bellies, and far too many folicle shots.

boring boring, wish i'd gone to bed!!

AND did anyone clock the sore penis man's socks, they were fecking filthy.

yuck yuck eww

ButterflyMcQueen · 01/05/2008 22:58

were they really ???? vom vom vom

piratecat · 01/05/2008 23:02

yes there was a brief toe shot. fromthe bottom of thebed upwards and you cuold see the imprint in dirt of his toes against the sock.

Iwas laffing at myslef at the time thinking, trust you to notice that, well it was almost more interesting than his knob.

ButterflyMcQueen · 01/05/2008 23:06

ewwww
i was thinking 'over sensitive' knob more like thrushy

poshwellies · 01/05/2008 23:08

reckon he'd been pulling it too much

ButterflyMcQueen · 01/05/2008 23:09

certainly no one else would

would not get past he cheesy feet

lets not think about his breath