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Watched Embarasing Bodies last night. Who has DANGLY FANJO LIPS?

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WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 13:21

After watching that I now think i have a wierd vulva.
The lady that had the extra skin on her inner lips. The doctor said that they were not normal. Not in so many words but she said that they could be treated by a cosmetic surgeon.
And when the lady stood up and you could see that they protruded down from her outer lips. The doctor said that you wouldn't be able to see them normally.
Well my innner lips come down lower than the outer ones. I'm sure some other peoples must do too.
I have always been slightly worried/embarrased by them but I read in a problem page once, years ago, that this is normal. Some inner lips show, or hang down(that sounds yuk, they're not by my knees) whatever, others dont.

So do your inner fanjo lips hand down??

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solo · 01/05/2008 00:05

Big ones here too!
She's not that big, I can tell you! I remember walking down the road after school when I was about 15 and they were rubbing and uncomfortable, so you definitely change with puberty - like everything else I guess!
Had to buy a different thong in Asda the other week cos I was being rubbed sore, but I doubt I'd want surgery...they don't get in the way very often.

The bottom line is that we are all very different and we shouldn't worry so much as long as we are healthy.

detsy · 01/05/2008 00:20

Girls
It's perfectly normal and most people have one or both inner lips lower than the outer ones. Didn't see the programme but just watched the one about boobs and need to set a reminder to see the todger one - now that will be interesting....

Personally I'd rather have a nose job and liposuction than labia trimming - at the end of the day you can probably do that yourself....lol - Joking before anyone tries it with the meat cleaver

nailpolish · 01/05/2008 09:08

WorriedAboutFanjo

you can out yourself now! go on!

zippitippitoes · 01/05/2008 09:10

yes ypou can i have said more than enough we need company

zippitippitoes · 01/05/2008 09:11

i missed the chance for nailpolish to tell me on a scale of 1 to 10 how normal or not iam didnt i

nailpolish · 01/05/2008 09:12

zippi im trying to eat my breakfast here!

Papillon · 01/05/2008 09:19

more exposed fanjo gives good clitoral orgasms i would reckon. anybody experienced that?

WorriedAboutFanjo · 01/05/2008 09:55

I can't naily! But this is my biggest ever thread. I'm very proud!!

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solo · 01/05/2008 09:58

Does anyone remember the woman(very masculine woman)that decided to cut hers off herself in the bath? program must be around 4 years ago now and I can't remember what it was called, but she almost bled to death in the bath on her own because she didn't realise that there were so many blood vessels down there!apparently, she didn't like her feminity, so thought she'd do a DIY job! OUCH! Bit of a DON'T TRY* THIS AT HOME! thing me thinks!

stitch · 01/05/2008 10:03

well, not being a porn watcher, and having only really seen my own fanjo in any detail, i remember being surprised at how perfectly formed dd was when she was born. i remember being quite surprised, because she was quite perfect, instead of that ugly thing i have down there with the dangly bit, and the hair, and the discoloured skin, ad nauseum.

also, ayone been sent that nasty picture of the various fanojos, on facebook, or as a forward? they are all ugly, and all different, even discounting the so called funny faces drawn on them.

MrsMattie · 01/05/2008 10:05

360 posts on dangly fanjo lips My, my, my.

WorriedAboutFanjo · 01/05/2008 10:15

Was it called 'aresnal fans' stitch? Dh got iut sent to his phone. It was very funny but not nice !

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stitch · 01/05/2008 10:34

cant remmber what it was called, but, yes, i was quite traumatised by it too.

zippitippitoes · 01/05/2008 10:37

not sure its possible to compoare orgasms is it lol

nailpolish · 01/05/2008 11:29

id say orgasms are pretty good

worriedaboutfanjo GO ON! i dare ya

WorriedAboutFanjo · 01/05/2008 11:38

I'm nobody famous. And anyway everytime you see a post from me you'll thing of my dangly flaps.

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nailpolish · 01/05/2008 11:40

give us a clue...?

god knows what folks think when they see my posts but i dont care!

WorriedAboutFanjo · 01/05/2008 11:40

Ok my name starts with p

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zippitippitoes · 01/05/2008 11:40

well i am just visualising nsaillys laCK OF THEM IT DOESNT MATTER DOES IT

zippitippitoes · 01/05/2008 11:40

policywonk lol

nailpolish · 01/05/2008 11:42

gosh zippi are you really....!?

violentviolet · 01/05/2008 12:12

well, nailpolish, looks like you and I are actually the "freaks" with no flaps - there's plenty of danglers round here!! Not feeling so alone now, op?

morningpaper · 01/05/2008 16:32

shhh I have no inner flappage either

I am GLAD, I have enough fanjo paranoia without adding to it with worries about pig's ears between my legs

no offence like

aGalChangedHerName · 01/05/2008 17:03

Lol at this thread!!

I am not saying whether i am a flapper or flap free

expatinscotland · 01/05/2008 17:06

not a flapper here, either.

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