It's my parsley and I'll cry if I want to - 10/10 thread. All welcome!

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ooohhh 10000 maniacs, yes!

It's a beautiful song.

Zippi, ok-manageable-manic or...?

You should all go and see Zips brilliant comment about the spice girls in very serious 'misogyny' thread. Only funny person on there.

well link then...

Zippi has been particularly amusing recently...loved her work on the weirdo SN thread...!

100 is the pavlova expert also
pavlova and 8 year old angst, what a life eh

mind you dp likes to tease me that my specialist contribution to MN is playdouhgh and wnaky baskets
marvellous

grapes and strawberries

god I ache

zipster

It's near the end... There's a lot of ranting to tget through.

My breasts are more like . .

lol, got it!

oh...I wish I had a special contribution...

lol have i

er i think manageable

made the plumber number two laugh

telling himn about bf and exdp

however was no doubt tmi

i decided yesterday to get a new shower tray and tonight they are fitting it

have just found text on phone that bf left at 7 so there is a distinct possibility that they will be here at the same time as him...so three guys might inhibit my love life

one is ds

and i have no way vchanged yet

well not enough people use humour to alleviate things on here i think

well you lot do of course

jesus I must not eat probiotic yogurts
I should have learnt this by now
they hide it on the label in small letters sometimes

Why not? [ignorant]

[coy]

oh alright then it gives me IBS symptoms
I couldn't work out why I had to get up at 6 am for a poo this morning
then just ate another yogurt rushed to loo and penny dropped (no pun intended)

aahhhhh! I thought they were supposed to be good for stuff like that...
Or is the idea they stp you feeling all bloated because they rip your insides inside out?

I dunno
I think they give you healthy intestinal flora don't they, in theory
my intestinal flora is ruddy marvellous though and it just upsets it
I had the exact same thing when I tried them before - have never bought since
but these crept under my radar
ruddy pain as will be crampy and dodgy tomorrow and have to do sports job

I used cider vinegar because I didn;t have any wine vinegar

And the custard I am making with the trillion egg yolks left over doesn;t look like it's going to coat the back of a spoon anytime soon

Pavlova - drool.
Def vinegar. Even tjugh it sounds weirid.

It looks OK

And custard is custardy

Now, should I leave it in oven overnight?

I like this cooking in the evening thing.

Who was it who wanted to have a cook-in one night?

Franny can you eat loads of cake or something?

I'm sure it would help.

why custrad? surely not with the pavlova?

Franster,

I am rofl at this: "my intestinal flora is ruddy marvellous though"

Hope you are feeling better.

Marsala steak, rice, pakchoi and mangotrout peas (Mangetout as pronounced by ex bf's mum). Peach, apple, strawberries, Raspberries, Blackberries 2 satsumas, watercress

Lol at mangotrout

I would like to know to what do you accredit your ruddy marvellous flora?

Is it the kiki again? I must get some.

No, the custard was to use up the 8 egg yolks, not to serve with the pavlova!!

DS & DH can have the custard tomorrow, cider flavoured pavlova is for Sunday.

I'm finally doing the treatment for weird skin thing having had the dr give the wrong stuff twice. Have had to cover myself from head to toe in vile stuff, even my hair. for 12 hours. Have drunk rather lots of wine to help with the general stinging. It does sting.