Shiny happy peapods laughing - 10 / 10 thread - all welcome

[FrannyandZooey]

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EAT 10 PORTIONS OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY - if you don't usually eat much fruit and veg I would build up gradually or you could upset your digestion.

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I like the sound of the man in the yellow jumper. I like yellow. I am wearing a yellow bead necklace and when I walked to school someone said it looked like something they'd wear on the Simpsoms.

no nothing wrong..specifically just precautionary regarding previous twat that i had a fling with

i passed the straightaway exams

just have to wait a wek for hiv and chalydia and gonorrhoea

they were somewhat perlplexed by the fact that i had had sex with an intravenous drug user but when i was a teenager

he said ill come back to that

lol

they ask very specific questions

but his trousers were too short and he was wearing a kercheif so I didn't take any notice

more interesting research for my future novekl writing

Well you were very right to go weren't you Zip. Specific questions and all.

JJ is top of the class. He is. People whisper about him. The owner of another spaniel, turned to someone and whined 'but he's only 3 weeks older than Willow.' [preen]

The man in the yellow jumper is in a different group. Mine are a bit dull. There is one couple I always stand opposite. He is mean to his wife, and keeps telling her what to do but never doing it himself. DD came last week she said 'they look like The Twits' which was rude, but true.

OOoo MrsC, I have issues with too short trousers. Don't know why. I think it's the white socks they insist on wearing over here. Short trousers make them glaringly obvious.

Are you worried about it, zippi?

Can I take a 2.6 yr old to a gyn appointment or is it now inappropriate?

LOL and at me and Zippi having this bad conversation and everyone else politely talking about yellow jumpers

I am sorry again I will reel the sharing in
I thought someone should try to step in while Boco was away but I haven't her knack

No, it's good Fra. Keep going.

[opens vegetable snacks, passes over to MrsC]

no im not worried at all

did anybody see me being amusing on a thread at breakfast time

with my special software programme

no I have hardly seen anything today
have been in the strange world of RL
how were things around here?

lol @ the Twits. I assume she didn't say it to them, just about them. You must be very proud of JJ. Can we see a photo?

twas a newby type thread about how mn people have time to waste writing shit all day

i amused myself on it and made myself late for work

I'm not really proud - I was kidding. He's a bit stupid tbh, and everything is about food, so he just comes or sits or whatever because he wants the food.

[shrugs] I am trying to persuade DH to give it a go. DD has tried to sell it on the strength that The Twits are there with their terrier. But he's not biting.

JohnnyJet sounds a lot like my DS. Expect he's not stupid. Daft sometimes, but bright. I meant in terms of everything being about food.

MrsC will do a lot for a loaf of morphine.

So would I actually. DH and I have given up carbs. We go through fads like this sometimes. It is quite tedious, and we are both hungry.

Well you lot..I just sent the mother a jolly text message saying we would have a pizza making fest & ds was keen to make his own little restaurant with little tables etc
Mother has just text back that they will absolutely never,ever eat pizza.They hate tomato,vegetables & cheese

ffs

lol zippi

FFS!!!

must they come?

whats a loaf of morhpine

and just get a barbers chair cut throat razor and a trapdoor ll for mother and dh

don't tell the mother Lully
just do it, serve it up and see what happens
if they won't eat stuff like bread and fruit then what can you do?

I know fmf,I know
Why is it that children always pick the children to love of the parents you loathe?
why?

Gawd.

Sandwiches it is then.

Yum. I am going out now and I expect naan will be my preferred opiate this evening.

lolololol zippi

a little extreme,no?

lol. How delicious. [eyes up chop and tomatos and basil]

Hope you have a lovely time MrsC.