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Corroded my bum hole with bleach

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Lottsdsjpys · 26/02/2024 16:07

This was very dumb.

Yesterday I was on the loo doing my business when I realised there was no loo roll.

No idea why I thought it would be a good idea to use anti bac wipes (kept next to the toilet for cleaning!). I thought it would be fine as I occasionally use them on my hands when I’m in a pinch (on a country walk with dog for eg).

Anyway I spent most of last night with the worst burning sensation ever. Brought tears to my eyes. I washed myself and took some ibuprofen before going to sleep.

Now that the burning pain has subsided my poor bum is really raw and sore. I’m very uncomfortable/borderline in pain but can put up with it after the hell that was last night.

What can I do beyond keeping myself clean?

Is a long walk a bad idea? The sun is shining and would love to take my dog out for a coffee and a long country walk.

Is there any point on putting on an ointment? I’m a bit wary as I’ve well and truly learned my lesson.

OP posts:
Jacesmum1977 · 28/02/2024 14:40

mintbiscuit · 26/02/2024 18:12

Am I the only one who came on here expecting this to be a case of anal bleaching gone wrong?

Anyone else remember that thread a few years back? 😂

I thought it was going to be anal bleaching lol I think this is funnier 😁 sorry OP 🤭

Fluffmum · 28/02/2024 17:00

Put sudocream on it

Balloonhearts · 28/02/2024 17:08

Germoloids pile cream will numb it a bit. This is the sort of thing I would do. 😂

AnneShirleysNewDress · 28/02/2024 18:43

@Nily4567 Brilliant 😂

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