kitkat I blew mine on the mortgage too, and I blew my compensation payment for constructive dismissal on a kitchen and loft extension, otherwise not even a handbag! Last of the big blingy spenders, me.
Also enjoying the campervans pics, especially of the the grumpy onesied ones 
mas enjoy the swim, there are always all sorts in the pool, don't worry. I always settle into a rhythm and switch off (when not being wound up by splashy men), I suppose it is a meditation in a way. I also do the body thing, focus in turn on what each part of my body is doing in the stroke and concentrate on getting it perfect and in balance and then move on to the next, a bit like yoga.
gigs sorry they are giving you no peace, and for the ouchy bruises. I know what you mean about drug addicts. When I was in hospital with the infection they ran out of veins in my arms and used my ankles instead, which I gather a lot of druggies end up doing, I cannot imagine any addiction making me be up for that again.
DH demanding to be waited on hand and foot milking his wounded hand, apparently can't do anything, we still can't quite work out how he managed to get his hand in the way of the handle in such a way that it stabbed him so he needed two stitches but I might just end up stabbing him in the other hand deliberately if he does't stop the melodrama.
foofoo enjoy your hair appointment, you may not actually lose your hair, depending on chemo regime and whether they are accomplished with the cold cap.