I would definitely lose weight on bibbity's diet. I'm guessing most people would gain weight on mine. There is more to it than calories in and out, I am sure, although obviously that's important, too.
Breakfast: Two large coffees with full fat milk (half strong coffee, half milk) and two sugars, fried egg on toast, apple, banana, Greek yoghurt with honey, handful of nuts.
Snack: toast and jam, satsuma
Lunch: chinese deep fried chilli beef, rice, broccoli, chocolate mousse, packet of salt and shake
Snack: two raw carrots, cucumber, breadsticks, taramasalata, hoummous
Dinner: pizza with anchovies/olives/ham/mushrooms, salad with olive oil and lemon juice dressing, garlic bread, ice cream with chocolate sauce and wafers.
Bottle of beer, large glass of orange juice, two cups of tea with milk and sugar.