Ah now look I only nipped out to take DS swimming ..
Can't post to all, but Drift, a dishy Onc sounds like a rare perk. Your results sound good. Clear margin is still clear, even if it is teeny and Rads are definitely effective. My lot told me they were my best guard against recurrence. Was a bit miffed, as they'd just put me through 6 rounds of chemo. 
Yeay for Pink's news and for a lumpy rib-cage!! Bet that was a relief. 
MAS, mine feels period-like too, but I haven't had one for 18 months. Would be ever so annoying now if they started again.
Figgy at the woman in the chemists. I've had a couple of reactions like that. One woman in particular insists I'm lucky to have implants on the NHS and apparently she's jealous.
Are you sure you should be at work?? now her headache's, maybe we should send Topsy over with the duct tape.. 
MCTDBAL, congrats on the weight loss. Hugely impressive. 