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Trim, Slim, Bright and LIGHT For 2011.

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Mouseface · 08/01/2011 13:20

Well, no more chocolate, cheese, cake or crack pies for this Mouse. Sad

Time to shift the wobbly bits, firm up your tits Grin body and get healthier as you do.

We're using lots of different methods between us all - Wii Fit, FoodFocus, changing our diet, exercising more, quiting smoking and booze.....

Why not join us? Smile

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 14/01/2011 06:30

Morning saf, my god you're up early! It's Friday! Woohoo!

Have a morning breath snog. It's not very nice but the thought is there :o

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 14/01/2011 08:28

DUBS!!!! Grin Grin

Happy Birthday Mousie, 21 today Wink

PornDog has weed everywhere.

Docs at 5, maybe he can prescribe me some speed.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 14/01/2011 08:30

OMG, driving lessons! Yay!!

Sorry, bit slow on the uptake today Blush

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 14/01/2011 08:41

Get you, miss organised 2011. Smile

Mouseface · 14/01/2011 09:58

Morning, tis me, BIRTHDAY MOUSE Grin

Bitter - thank you for your card, it got here! Shock xx

Brian - you made me cry happy, happy tears, please thank you mum for me too. Wonderful gift and so thoughtful. Mwah xxx

Dubs - loving you being back!! Whoo-hoo xx

Hey UNO - lovely to have you back so much Smile xx

SAF - yayayayay for driving lessons! Go you. xx

Bitter - good luck at the docs later. Sorry PornDog wee'd, part of the problem?

Off out to the CDC meeting in a bit, had cock breakfast this morning and all my meds so I'm kind of organised. Woke up to a swollen eye, all stuck together.

No so lush looking today. Will you still love me? Grin

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BrianAndHisBalls · 14/01/2011 10:01

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOUSE, YOU COULD PASS FOR 38 AT A PUSH Grin xxxx

Saf - Werhoo! Driving lessons will be ace (says she the non driver)

A for poorly porn dog. x

BrianAndHisBalls · 14/01/2011 10:02

cross posted, glad you like them mouse xx

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Mouseface · 14/01/2011 10:26

SAF - you need to kick up a real fucking fuss about this heating lark. It's not on. You have a child. I'm sure that they have to provide you with heat at the very least.

And I will re nursery. Thank you lovely xx

BTW - FB isn't working so will try and get on later, not ignoring any birthday wishes from you guys on there Smile

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BrianAndHisBalls · 14/01/2011 11:32

ive been ranting on my own over there, thiknk i broke it Grin

waiting for my period, havent had one for what seems like ages Confused feel very weepy though so presume one's coming soon.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 14/01/2011 13:06

Hey all, have done a tesco shop and spent a fortune on crappy carbs.

Brian, I am very easily wound up (ask Saf!Grin) and you are not even on my radar. You are apples, sweet xx

BrianAndHisBalls · 14/01/2011 13:14
Grin

bought your rocky road cheesecake the other day, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 14/01/2011 13:16

Yuck, that sounds foul. Cheesecake should be mandarin, strawberry or vanilla. FACT.

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BrianAndHisBalls · 14/01/2011 13:54

bugger off it was ace Grin

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Mouseface · 14/01/2011 14:03

I'm back.

My homemade Lemon & Lime cheesecake is to die for. One day, I'll make it for you all when you come for dinner Smile

Meeting went really well, playgroup to start, nursery when Nemo is three. All good.

Off to make some lunch. xx

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BrianAndHisBalls · 14/01/2011 14:08

my bum really hurts.

knocked a full cup of just made tea over it. Jumped up screaming and swearing, ripped my trousers off and jumped around on one leg all in front of our big bay (curtainless) window Grin

Mouseface · 14/01/2011 14:11

So why does you bum hurt? Confused

You okay? x

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Mouseface · 14/01/2011 14:44

Bloody FB is fucked today. It has gone doolallyplop agin.

Bonkers.

Ah, Brian burnt her ass. Yet it now. OUCH indeed.

No worries SAF xxxxx

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