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Trim, Slim, Bright and LIGHT For 2011.

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Mouseface · 08/01/2011 13:20

Well, no more chocolate, cheese, cake or crack pies for this Mouse. Sad

Time to shift the wobbly bits, firm up your tits Grin body and get healthier as you do.

We're using lots of different methods between us all - Wii Fit, FoodFocus, changing our diet, exercising more, quiting smoking and booze.....

Why not join us? Smile

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BrianAndHisBalls · 14/01/2011 15:06

mouse you are always so Confused Grin

it was on arm of sofa behind me, i sat forward to pick something up off floor and knocked it with elbow, down it comes like the bloody red sea and ouch-a-rama Grin

saf - you could hire my arse to heat your front room?!! Wink

Mouseface · 14/01/2011 15:12

I'm going to let you off the Confused face a) because it's my birthday and b) you sent me such a thoughful gift.

I heart you. Smile

Sorry you burnt your ass babes. I mean, did you not think it was hot enough already? Wink

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 14/01/2011 15:39

Afternoon. I'm awake.

I skipped lunch so am having a cup of tea and a biscuit.

Daal and chapatis for dinner. I may persuade DH to go out for a bottle of red later.

Ouch for baboon arse!

BrianAndHisBalls · 14/01/2011 15:54

bitter Grin

am doing slow cooked chicken in white wine sauce. chucked the chicken in raw. hope it'll be ok.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 14/01/2011 15:56

It will be fine. I have bunged frozen meat in the slow cooker before.

My theory is that by the time it has cooked for hours, all the bacteria will be long gone. I've not killed us yet!

BrianAndHisBalls · 14/01/2011 15:57

mouse - it is still a little tender Grin

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 14/01/2011 16:02

Jo I did that with a cup of tea when I got in to bed the other afternoon night.

I was more pissed off that I had to make another cup of tea than about soaking everything.

TotalChaos · 14/01/2011 16:02

Ow i am wincing sympathetically at ebola bum,u ok now!

Mouseface · 14/01/2011 16:06

Grin Brian.

We're on takeaway curry tonight and a bottle of white. Sauages toastie for breakfast, laughing cow light and pickle sandwich for lunch, bag of snack-a-jacks and 2 Cadbury limited edition luxury biscuits.

I heart Cadburys. Afeckingmazingly yum biscuits!

My eye is all puffy again! Yuk. Green goo coming out of it.

I'm so sexy right now Hmm

It is FFF SAF, and my birthday so you have my express permission to eat what your heart desires!

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Mouseface · 14/01/2011 16:31

Here, have a {{{{{HUG}}}}} and a snuggle. It'll be okay but it's just gonna take a while for the fuckwits to sort which is NOT on.

xx

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 14/01/2011 16:46

Off to docs lovely peeps, wish me luck Smile

BrianAndHisBalls · 14/01/2011 16:48

have you heard from she who must not be named at all saf??

ebola bum Grin

i was reading The Beauty Myth last night (as you do when on the 30 mins that isnt your shift with the baby Hmm ) anyway it reminded me of someone i used to know a long time ago that always spent a fortune on make up. Used to make me laugh because no matter how much money you spend if you weren't born errr 'pretty' you can't change it with slap. Miaow. Anyway, the point was, beyond me being catty, that she'd obviously bought into it (TBM), was most interesting reading. Although a bit high brow for me.

BrianAndHisBalls · 14/01/2011 16:49

good luck bitter x

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Mouseface · 14/01/2011 17:19

Grin at you two doing ugly jibes.

Good luck Bitter xx

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BrianAndHisBalls · 14/01/2011 17:23

saf Grin like people with plastic surgery dont look good they just look like people with plastic surgery.

i meant your sister btw.

bitter - stop calling me Jo Grin

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 14/01/2011 17:53

I don't like french red.

Docs was a waste of time, It's my hormones apparently. Hmm

I have been given a prescription for the next 3 months then they want me to try to go back on 10mg.

Kelly, sorry I keep calling you Jo Grin

I don't wear any make up usually, does that make me frickin gorgeous?

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 14/01/2011 17:54

Is FB broken still? It keeps telling me I have a message but when I go to check there is nothing there Confused

Mouseface · 14/01/2011 17:56

Uber gorgeous Bitter.

Sorry docs was a waste of time. You haven't been on them long enough to drop to 10mg have you? Are you on 20mg now?

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Mouseface · 14/01/2011 17:56

Forget that, I actually bothered to read your post Bitter, I see you have 3 months worth. x

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