We wish you a LIGHTer Christmas, we wish you a LIGHTer Christmas, we wish you a LIGHTer Christmas....

[TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse]

........ and a much LIGHTer New Year!

Well, here's hoping.

I'm Mouse, I'm a lot little overweight currently and looking forward to getting my fat on over the next two weeks.

Then in the New Year, it's kick ass time!

So if you want to join us, feel free.

Morning! Am still in bed should get up soon really. Sorry you are stuck in dubs

Morning, tis me, Mouseface.

Had a good night here, Nemo did sleeping again which was fab. [sfmile]

Bubs - sorry DS is poorly, at least you have water to wash etc now! Can you imagine a puking childer and no water?

Hell.

Hey TC

Satan - try and eat more today and get some rest. Where are you off to? Or are you staying at hime.

Morning Blitz and anyone else I've X posted with in the time it's taken me to type this and deal with Tesco arriving.

You know me, Queen of Typos!!

Is it too cold to drag them out for a walk?

You are all heart Dubs, helping DD like that!

Nothing here yet. Diet Coke time.

Salad for lunch, turkey of course then pasta and garlic bread later.

I want that now, not later. Meh.

Air them Dubs, I may air Nemo later now that the ice and snow is thawing.

I have so much bloody food.

Most of a 10lb turkey
Half a dozen Pigs in Blankets
Brie
Stilton
Mature cheddar
Pickled onions
Pickled Betroot
Crackers
Christmas cake
Mince pies
Quality Street
Chocolate biscuits
Ham
Twiglets
Cheeselets
Nuts
Smoked salmon
Bacon

GAH!

I'm going to stick a turkey curry in the slowcook, then see what will keep and what needs using.

You are me Blitz!!

We are almost out of turkey but we have -

Pork pies
Bacon
Cheddar
Cheshire
Pate
Sausage rolls
Chipsticks
Nuts
Roses
Cadbury biscuits
Pickle
Beetroot
Shortbread
Chocolates
Mince pie
Christmas cake
Cookies
Salad stuff
Coleslaw
Sausage meat

And more I'm sure!!

We are having salad for lunch - turkey, lettuce, cucumber, tomotoes, pork pie, egg, pickle, cheese, slice of bread and butter and some sausage meat

Oh and a nice glass of white.

I have been building Lego all afternoon.

Then I escaped the house too get milk and fags and left the DC at home. Bliss

DH has now totally lost his voice, and is communicating via one of <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=<a class="break-all" href="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513VQNJS5GL.SL500_AA280.jpg&imgrefurl=http://cottensongs.blogspot.com/2010_01_01_archive.html&h=280&w=280&sz=16&tbnid=FuOSiWhDN_Ta3M:&tbnh=114&tbnw=114&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmagna%2Bdoodle&zoom=1&q=magna+doodle&usg=-GjbP7Ha5f7p8TNLv1J8dgAvHqo=&sa=X&ei=_rwYTZC2E9CEhQeO9fy3Dg&ved=0CEMQ9QEwBg"" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513VQNJS5GL.SL500_AA280.jpg&imgrefurl=cottensongs.blogspot.com/2010_01_01_archive.html&h=280&w=280&sz=16&tbnid=FuOSiWhDN_Ta3M:&tbnh=114&tbnw=114&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmagna%2Bdoodle&zoom=1&q=magna+doodle&usg=-GjbP7Ha5f7p8TNLv1J8dgAvHqo=&sa=X&ei=_rwYTZC2E9CEhQeO9fy3Dg&ved=0CEMQ9QEwBg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">these This christmas has been farcical.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=<a class="break-all" href="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513VQNJS5GL.SL500_AA280.jpg&imgrefurl=http://cottensongs.blogspot.com/2010_01_01_archive.html&h=280&w=280&sz=16&tbnid=FuOSiWhDN_Ta3M:&tbnh=114&tbnw=114&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmagna%2Bdoodle&zoom=1&q=magna+doodle&usg=-GjbP7Ha5f7p8TNLv1J8dgAvHqo=&sa=X&ei=_rwYTZC2E9CEhQeO9fy3Dg&ved=0CEMQ9QEwBg"" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513VQNJS5GL.SL500_AA280.jpg&imgrefurl=cottensongs.blogspot.com/2010_01_01_archive.html&h=280&w=280&sz=16&tbnid=FuOSiWhDN_Ta3M:&tbnh=114&tbnw=114&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmagna%2Bdoodle&zoom=1&q=magna+doodle&usg=-GjbP7Ha5f7p8TNLv1J8dgAvHqo=&sa=X&ei=_rwYTZC2E9CEhQeO9fy3Dg&ved=0CEMQ9QEwBg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">these even.

Well done on getting out for a bit!! And arf at DH using a doodle draw thingy!! Ha ha ha.

May have to get some nibbles here, feeling peckish again and clearly, I don't want to risk losing my winter flab coat too soon!!

It's economical Mouse, acts as seasonal insulation.

My shoulders are frosty but my stomach is toasty

I actually look 8 months pregnant today. I'm due on in a week or so and I'm all bloated, swollen and fat.

Like <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.fatmouse.org/fatmouse.jpg&imgrefurl=emptees.com/posts/84221-happy-birthday-fat-mouse&h=261&w=382&sz=38&tbnid=vAtkwhpeZsOlVM:&tbnh=84&tbnw=123&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfat%2Bmouse&zoom=1&q=fat+mouse&hl=en&usg=__pOVr03t6Kfu8d9GTPzU3c2SVV6E=&sa=X&ei=9cgYTZKRAcaahQfFnPi4Dg&ved=0CCQQ9QEwAA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this

Try!!