Morning, tis me, Mouseface.
Sorry to hear of poorly childers and DH. Makes for a rubbish Christmas after all the build up IME.
Not rubbing it in but we had a fantastic day here. Only one tiny hic-cup.......
DH put the turkey in upside down, which is fine, some folk cook it like that.
However, he didn't know that he had, so I go to carve it and have a mini meltdown that there's NO meat on it.
DH decides to have a go, saying he'll get at the meat and realises what he'd done!
It was the juiciest bird we've ever had and there's loads left over. Yum!
Anyway, disaster over!!! 
We had a fab time all together, watching tv and drinking Fauxleys. Very nice Bitter!
Bubs - no water still!!!! FFS. That is really bad. Is there no emergency number for the water board?
Satan - sorry DS is so poorly, bless him. Well done for only having a 'minor incident' with your mother.
Today is a chilling day here. Hope you all have a nice day too. 