We wish you a LIGHTer Christmas, we wish you a LIGHTer Christmas, we wish you a LIGHTer Christmas....

[TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse]

........ and a much LIGHTer New Year!

Well, here's hoping.

I'm Mouse, I'm a lot little overweight currently and looking forward to getting my fat on over the next two weeks.

Then in the New Year, it's kick ass time!

So if you want to join us, feel free.

I got Fauxleys in the weekly shop.

Not opened it yet! Might have a glass of red later to do the same Blitz.

I'm flagging now.

Let me know what you think of it Mouse.

I think it is an acceptable substitution especially at less than four quid

I just need to clean tomorrow. I finished my list for today bar wrapping and mopping.

I want my husband back!

Aww Blitz xxxx What time is he back?

I will open it over Christmas I'm sure. I've got no ice left or bags or trays so I need to sort that tomorrow.

DH is off into town with a list! Rather him than me. I would just have a meltdown for sure.

Crowds and Mouse is not a good mix.

Other than TC - is everyone having a turkey for Christmas dinner?

Yup, DH is picking up the turkey tomorrow.

He has done a 7-9 the last two days but managed to avoid an AFD tomorrow (sort of) and is doing 7-7 so he can see the DC before bedtime. Retail sucks.

Bubs!!!! No!

You can't have duck sarnies with lettuce, cheese, salad cream etc.

No no no. Turkey. For weeks.

Blitz - glad he's going to be home soon. Not working til 12am thank God. That must be hard after a full day at home?

I've not seen him all week.

He has been up, to work, home, to bed.

Sorry to those that never have help.

I'll if I blardy well want to!

i accept your apology bitter

Brian! You're alive!

How is the ebola, I take it you are not in 'ospickle?

Be fair Dubs, Brian has to soldier on on her own most of the time. Her DP is a saint busy.

Aww again Blitz xxxx

i have a very upset tummy hence the absence. hoping it will stop so i can get a decent sleep.

am i the only one who likes the idea of fast acting anal valium spray?

be nice for someone to be on hand with some on christmas day if i show signs of losing it.

SATAN!

Where you beeeeen?

Do you want one of the Dog's Medarse-ines?

i'd do one. try anything once i say.

other than bum sex.

or prostitution.

or crack.

cheers dubs