We wish you a LIGHTer Christmas, we wish you a LIGHTer Christmas, we wish you a LIGHTer Christmas....

[TheMousefaceBeforeChristMouse]

........ and a much LIGHTer New Year!

Well, here's hoping.

I'm Mouse, I'm a lot little overweight currently and looking forward to getting my fat on over the next two weeks.

Then in the New Year, it's kick ass time!

So if you want to join us, feel free.

Hi there christmas peops.

Hello goober i am fatter than the turkey right now

Because I used to recruit engineers. As well as heating/building maintenance engineers.

Plus when I lived in Manc with just me and DD we had a full central heating system put in and the guys that did it gave me pointers if the system got cold etc.....

I'm hoping that if Dubs tries it, it will work and buy her some time before the fecking coubcil decide to help her

Hey Goobs - MWAH!!!! xx

Ah, thankyou. I can't even change a plug.

Hey Goobs, good christmas?

i can change plugs and put together furniture and lug stuff if i have to but can't sew a button on.

there happens to be one missing on my coat you know, did i mention it?

hi goobs - happy christmas and all that

SAf - I'm like that. Can fit a shower, wire a circuit, build a wall, change fuses etc but sew and bake?

Feck orf!!

Nemo is not doing sleep. Buggeration.

I am beyond tired and sore. He must be picking up on it. More drugs and more red wine!!!

for you or nemo?

that bloody fat bird dubs. give her a slap.

trying to decide between port and rum and coke for my next beverage. votes?

and if i take two doses of paracetamol within two hours will i destroy my liver? haven't had anything else today.

Off to bedforshire.

Night night lushies xx

night gorgeous. sweet dreams x

Sorry, thought you'd all buggered orf!

Port. And nope, FOUR hours for a reason. Do you want more T sending Satan?

Hey all, am still up, avoiding coughing lurgy DH x

Nemo is KICKING OFFFFFFFF!

FFS. I'm done in. Right, sherry and cuddles time.

I am back.
Good, yes, thanks.
Hope you all had a good one.
Am currently watching Top Gear while dreading work tomorrow.

sleep nemo!!!

not a good tactic that one, sorry. i'll shhhhhh

stay with us blitzen. give the germans a wide birth.

i'm a german but i'm not breathing on you so you'll be alright

alternative is campari or gin with tonic. which would be good. fluids and all that. oooh or baileys with ice! think we have a winner.

i do not know how you drink coffee at night dubs. you're always at it.

Ich Denken Mochte aus die Deustche, aber Ich vorgessen mehr dan ich sprechen seit schule.

Mein Deutsche ist schlecht.

weirdly i can understand that and i don't speak german. what a mongrel language.

you've forgotten your german because you haven't spoken it since school? your dutch is shit? except shit is the one word i do know in german and i don't think that's it.