After the darkness, comes the LIGHTer ladies!

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Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

Welcome to the LIGHTer threads. We are a part time healthy eating thread and on ocassion, we are the WHETE (Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever)!!

Hopefully, we'll get back on track in the New Year but for now, most of us are trying not to put any more weight on.

I've managed to put over half a stone on in 5 weeks! Argh!

Come and join us for lots of chat, laughs and bloody good company.

DISCLAIMER - No cliques, bitch fests or vipers allowed!

It's -5 in my kitchen and I have to go and make tea.

Er, they get it from their mother?

It is impossible to make small quantities of soup. I have a freezer full of the stuff.

Hammy xx

fuckers

miitz - yes poppet i was being parented!

and tell your exh to stop being mean to your ds (if he was)

my nether regions are usually hair free but are currently in a very bad way. Afro central.

bitter - you're alive!! i thought you'd take ages to get out the police station!

saf - that made me about swapping ds's 'soul' for a couple of hours piece.

and mouse, i love the ia films, but how do you know how accurate they are? Have you seen many Mammoths recently?? Or talking sabre tooth tigers???

My bikini line is more of a shrug.

Oh, sorry, have we moved on from that......

Hammy - loving the lack of your spaces

Bubs - yes, you should be thinking about grooming again if you are to be married.

I'm knackered but have more Baileys (only had three small ones and nowt else). Nemo is whinging, DD is deciding if she wants her Christmas dinner or not at school and DH is clearing up the dinner plates.

All's well

Are we shite factoring? I may lose the will to live if WVWVWVWVWagner stays in any longer. He makes my skin crawl.........

I may have a small port before bedforshire.

im shite factoring shortly. x

Shut the fuck up Brian - you know what I meant. I love they way the drawings are accurate, as in the fur - you can see each strand. Or each blade of grass.

Do you know Hammy, I rather like you. You have a wicked sense of humour and are making me smile.

It is Brian's fault Bubs. Wrap up FFS!!!! You'll freeze ya nips off out there.

dirty heathens talking about pubes all day.

i have port mouse.

brian - it was more i was worried that he'd come back with a 'soul' where his rationality should be.

dubs go to the shop you lazy whore.

forest here. if i'm not wearing bikini's or having sex i lose all shame.

bitter welcome home you gorgeous, young, bouncy thing.

ham - you're lowering the tone - didn't know they could get any lower. well done!

forgotten what else i wanted to say.

i've had champagne and white wine and coq au vin and nice conversation and a weird moment where the tory seemed to be standing lingering strangely when he dropped me home maybe he's insane enough to like me more for passing out on his bathroom floor

ermmmm

that's it i reckon.

pour me a baileys i can offer a rather nasty austrilian sauvignon blanc to those that want.

you're not allowed on this thread without at least one disorder ham.

Hammy. It's OK re:ED stuff, since we aren't a very erm dedicated diet thread, I don't see it being a problem, I don't have any objection to you mentioning it, but I am not knowledgeable enough to offer more than virtual tea and sympathy.

my gran started a conversation about muslims and homosexuals today. Actually didn't end up too bad, I was hiding behind the sofa at one point. Apparently somebody was a gay luckily we headed it off at the pass

Ham - been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

we bulk order medication from canada - we got it all covered.

please may someone remind me to tomorrow (ie kick my arse) that i have to register passport numbers etc with the airline or we'll be fuckety fucked?

oh and to do laundry and ironing and try to work out what i have that actually fits my new winter figure to pack?

I used to have a gay moslem friend (he moved to London and we lost touch), bet she would have loved him!!