She ain't heavy.. she's my Lighter sister... tra la la la laaaa!

[Mittz]

Well, I'm just here for the banter and a chance to talk bollox, and we also do weight loss, WATER drinking (I'm the 'ficcial water monitor, and I have a badge), and heart to hearts..

I am the Mittz(not Mitts), I need to lose about 10lb, but get my head straight in the process..

I am sure one of my lovely companions will be along shortly......

Hey Trills . Have you been massaging DP's muscles or is he on his own with pain?

Wasting - i still suck my thumb

Mittz - a bag that is strokeable is a good idea. We have a cat, that is a bit odd, but likes to sleep on our bed and runs down the stairs to greet you when you get in the house. Horses are the best though.

DD is in bed (not asleep) dishy is on, washing machine is on and kitchen and sitting room are tidy. Just waiting for DH to finish work.

i just never drink i think it was the fags actually, havent smoked for two years and dp forced me to last night. urgh.

saffy!!!!! trust me ive got many stone to lose!! my fighting weight is about 9.5 / 10.5 stone, im currently around 13 or possibly 14 depending on scales

get all test results back this week re diabetes etc so am hoping something comes back. that probably sounds stupid but i really do want something to show up otherwise i feel like shit but theres nothing wrong ifswim.

Miitz - not sure about the dog, we had a newfoundland and a samoyed. Both beautiful but so much hassle and work. Like another child that never grows up.

Off to bed in a minute, my hangover has come back its all rock and fucking role here

Dunno Saf. When you find out see if they've got mine as well will you?

I'm sure I should be doing glamorous and important things with my life.

Alice, I don't think it would be practical for a horse to sleep in the bed.

Ooh Mittz, you are GOOOOOOOOOD

Have booked pilates for next week, aim to do gym once this week and swim one day, although need to sort creche , plus 2 or 3 shreds starting tomorrow. 2 boiled eggs for dinner tonight and no wine until next weekend. Ok plan?

Perhaps a Taxidermist could fix a pair of spaniels ears to my favourite bag? Functional and comforting!

That is just so wrong on so many levels

Hey Fluffy

Smoking is a filthy habit. You should be thoroughly ashamed.

Hope you get results soon.

Mitts,I have a couple of spaniels ears if you want them? You may get some funny looks if you stroke them in public though.

Marking spot.
Have been to supermarket tonight and NOT bought any chocolate. Yay for me

'rock and fucking role' role???? Ive got a bloody English degree!!!! ROLL I MEANT ROLL.

Im going to lie down

Mm, fluffy Mittz

Hmmm .. No slacking now..

Oh that is disappointing Double.. perhaps he could do a personal interpretation by the medium of sign language....

Do you think my dubious reputation might come from the fact that I have quite a few male customers, and on trotting downstairs to the door (My workroom is on the first floor) cheerfuly telling a customer who apologised for disturbing me - 'no, it's OK, I work upstairs!'

Evening, tis me, Mouseface.

Well, I need to lose about 4lb (8lb now I've been to the pub) and then I want to maintain. Keep me away from the cheddar and I'll be grand.

Mittz - Nice TIT, what a relief to see that you are all here. NO TO A DOG!!!!!! I have 2 cats you can have . Was not too loved up, I've been out with my folks and MrM for his birthday.......to the pub. Yay!! My mum actually looks well for once, her MS is giving her a good day.

SAF - I had the injection but had no period for 18 months after I stopped it. I had terrible 'any minute now' cramps. The same when I came off the pill, it took a good 6 months to settle, more on cellest (?sp).

Now we use fun bags as I can't tolerate any kind of hormone contraceptive. Sorry, TMI.

Trills - well done DP.....did he use much vaseline?

Fanny - YAY!!!

Crispy - YAY!!

Fluffy - YAY!!!

Nice to see you all!!

Fluffs - how is your lump? Serious question...... how are you apart from hungover?

Hey Mousie, good to see you too.

I think I will put 'funbags' on a list with 'foostick'. And burn it

Hi Mouse, glad you had a good day. My DB has MS. It confuses me on MN because people often use it to refer to morning sickness! (am assuming your mum isn't suffering from that, though I could be wrong).
Mittz I think what is important is what you are wearing when you answer the door!

Exactly Mittz, it could be the fact that you iron naked

Hi Iggi x

Well, they know it is a free house as to when they can pick up and drop off as many of my customers work late and start early, so it can be if I think I have picked the right moment to have a shower but that is the exact time they have just arrived from god knows where..... so dripping wet in a dressing gown has been my worst door answering attire! (I think he is gay though so not too )

And I do shut the curtains if I iron au naturale!!

Bitter - You love it really!!!

Iggi - Yes, I think that too re the morning sickness. It went undetected for years. They thought she had Lupus too but have since ruled that out. She'll slowly get worse but she fights it. She refuses to use her wheelchair and threatens to beat my dad with her stick if he tries to make her!!

It is surely very dangerous to iron in the buff. Stop it now.

Luckily Mittz has pert boobs, hence the need for actual spaniels ears