She ain't heavy.. she's my Lighter sister... tra la la la laaaa!

[Mittz]

Well, I'm just here for the banter and a chance to talk bollox, and we also do weight loss, WATER drinking (I'm the 'ficcial water monitor, and I have a badge), and heart to hearts..

I am the Mittz(not Mitts), I need to lose about 10lb, but get my head straight in the process..

I am sure one of my lovely companions will be along shortly......

Ha ha ha ha ha!!! PMSL!!!

It most certainly is NOT Manc nor Northern. Tis a speech ishoo rather than a geographical one!!

My nan says book, like boooooooooowk. And cook, like coooooowk. I say it like buk and cuk.

So my nan is more Scouse than Manc!!

Clearly, I am going to have to call you sometime soon for you to hear I'm not a very good Manc!!!

More South Cheshire darling.

Thankyou for clearing that up.

Nighty night x

Then again, there is the 'thospital' for 'the hospital' if you are nearer to Yorkshire.

Or 't'internet' for 'the internet' if you're nearer to Lizzy Bolton!

Are you bored?

Glad you're ok Double. xx

Right.

Off to bed. Someone set up a new thread in the morning please. Or don't talk 'til I get here!

Night xx

Well I am actually from Worcestershire sweetie, but I do remember being gobsmacked that they do that T'internet stuff on roadsigns up here, imagine?!
"Hall i th'wood" and "Top of th'rake" etc etc, very strange.

MIL says Boccle and hospicle. Must be a regional thing (she is manc, from south west manc), and yes, Mouse some Mancs sound very scouse.

Bonkers, truly bonkers it is oop north

Morning

Yes, my Manc friend did sound a bit scouse, must be a regional thing.

You OK Saf?

First day back at work today, I think I have forgotten how to do my job.

Ey up mi duks. Gonna get miself a glass uv watter.

It's great oop north..

I was born a Coventry lass and although it will take another 3 decades to be remotely accepted as a local (despite being in Derbyshire since I was 3) I luv it 'ere.

I like that the DC's are locals and not me. DD was born in the village and DS at the local maternity unit.

Here we go ladies

It's a bit weak, sorry, I've only had one cup of tea.