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bellavita · 16/07/2010 16:25

.....that's it really, we all help each other in what we way can.

Weight Watchers, Dukan, Lord Ford etc....

Lots of cock healthy eating chat.

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instructionstothedouble · 17/07/2010 07:35

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Mittz · 17/07/2010 07:53

Lol.. you are gorgeous in your exuberance ID XX

NormaSknockers · 17/07/2010 08:07

Morning all, did I miss the smut as usual?

Lizzy, there has been bonking galore in this house this past week, couldn't keep my hands off him & he wasn't complaining, even managed it twice on Monday & once every day since. Think I've broken him though

Tea anyone? I got up a bit late this morning so I'm afraid I only have a variety pack of cereals & a tin of biscuits, I do have fresh tea & coffee though

Alicetheinvisible · 17/07/2010 08:16

An hour and a half of sleep is not enough really but strangely don't feel too bad (yet) i am determined to have my nice day today

NormaSknockers · 17/07/2010 08:19

Poo about the sleep Alice but I hope you have a lovely day enjoy it!

I'm off out with the DC shortly so best get myself dressed, catch you all later!

Alicetheinvisible · 17/07/2010 08:23

Hello and bye Norma

Alicetheinvisible · 17/07/2010 08:29

Must get dressed and go to horses. See you all later

Mittz · 17/07/2010 08:40

Tea and Coffee please lovely Norma.

I am working. Back is already niggling. I think I need to trade in for a younger model.

I have however, come on properly and it is like I have swum up to the surface from deep deep waters. How the hell do hormones do that? So I am a tad giggly and in a silly mood.

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 17/07/2010 08:57

Morning all, glad your back is feeling rested mittz, and the hormones have settled. I'm always amazed by how much power they really do have over us. Most unfair.

Sorry you had a sleepless night ID, what was he doing turning up at that hour?! Eejut.

I'm excitedly waiting for a man to come and measure my hallway for a new carpet. It's an odd thing to be excited by, but I've never bought a new carpet before. I even scrubbed the skirting boards next to where he'll be working . I am a prat

Lizzylou · 17/07/2010 08:59

Good morning, have a mountain of stuff to do so cannot be on much today! Going down to Dad's then Mom's tomorrow morning.
NOt at work but have clothes to sort, iron and pack. House to clean etc etc Bleurgh.
DH has taken boys swimming and then to do some shopping...

Glad you feel OK Alice, have a nice day

Frisky Mittz

Waves to Iggi

Double you are so rock and roll, when do you sleep???

at Norma's shagging!

Mittz · 17/07/2010 09:10

Crunch I would be orgasmic at the prospect of new carpets!

Heyyy Lizzy, you luscious woman you ...don't go away, or take me with you..Ill miss yooooouuuuuuuu

TotalChaos · 17/07/2010 09:12

OMFG can't believe your ex did that Double. Oh and I adore your posting style, it's kind of poetic, are you a writer, it reminds me a bit of Ken Bruen books I've read.

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 17/07/2010 09:24

Mittz, I can only afford the hallway for now, the whole house needs doing, and has done for years, but I can't wait. If I'm having them done I'll have to paint the walls and skirting boards too. I might actually finish off decorating! It's only taken me three years.

I'm also at norma

Morning lizzy, Alice and tc

I'd better go and Hoover the hallway again!

wastingaway · 17/07/2010 09:43

I'm wastingaway and have an eclectic mix of diet and exercise techniques.
Throw everything at it and something will work.

I will try and catch up later, but just popping in to report that I survived the anniversary celebrations.

Mittz · 17/07/2010 09:44

I would love a whole house of new carpets. With a luscious deep pile in the bedroom Om nom nom nom.... And decorating. My house is so shabby and all painting does is make the shabbiness clean. The house needs gutting and modernising.

Mostly I am about it but sometimes, just sometimes, I ache for clean lines.

I always have shagging . I am tempted to tell my good conscience to take a long well earned break and bugger off, and let naughty Mittz fulfil some of her fantasies.......

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/07/2010 10:28

Morning.

I think Saf broke me.

Mucho mucho vino.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/07/2010 10:28

And Butter is Switzerland.

Lizzylou · 17/07/2010 10:34

Shit, have just ironed my stuff, put it in case...it takes up entire case, we are only taking 2, that was bigger one. I thought I'd whittled it down! Bugger.

Hello hungover Bitter and excited Crunchy.

Mittz, I will miss you too

Off to re-whittle

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Alicetheinvisible · 17/07/2010 10:58

Lizzy - have a fab holiday

I could quite happily eat crumpets or pancakes (or anything drippig in fat tbh)but old mother hubbard here. Big shop tomorrow.

Horses mucked out, so despite feeling like a zombie i have at least achieved something today.

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Mittz · 17/07/2010 11:03

I am going out tonight .

Alicetheinvisible · 17/07/2010 11:03

Contractions every 10 mins mostly. Eased off again now though. Only seem to be getting them at night strangely.

Alicetheinvisible · 17/07/2010 11:04

Ooh Mittz, where are you going? We are taking my dad to the turkish restaurant. Today is a good day

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