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You are never alone with a SHINEY Cult

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bellavita · 16/07/2010 16:25

.....that's it really, we all help each other in what we way can.

Weight Watchers, Dukan, Lord Ford etc....

Lots of cock healthy eating chat.

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RumourOfAHurricane · 16/07/2010 19:04

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BitOfFun · 16/07/2010 19:08

No worries Shiney . Anyone seen the embarrassing moments thread today? It's good for a chuckle.

bellavita · 16/07/2010 19:22

Am glad you liked it jet . I don't put a huge amount in either, it is just for a bit of flavour.

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minimammoth · 16/07/2010 19:26

Sooo hello Shiney people. Hi Alice and other slatterns that appear on here.
I see that you are all a) gorgeous b)are very fit - ahem and c)snog a lot.
Apart from that what is this thread about? and can I join in

BitOfFun · 16/07/2010 19:32

Welcome to the thread Mini! You have to pass an initiation first though and post this randomly somewhere, after lightly worshipping it yourself first, OK?

minimammoth · 16/07/2010 19:36

I already have it on my notice board and chant mantras daily

BitOfFun · 16/07/2010 19:41

You're in

Gigantaur · 16/07/2010 19:44

i have made strawberry cheescake

how many slices equal a portion?

Gigantaur · 16/07/2010 19:45

hi mini.

ooh so we now have a mini and a mouse.

minimammoth · 16/07/2010 19:47

is this a test Gigi. the answer is 1

minimammoth · 16/07/2010 19:48

1 cheesecake that is

Gigantaur · 16/07/2010 19:52

1 whole cheesecake? oh i like you mini, you can stay

bellavita · 16/07/2010 19:55

Right, you have a choice...

Baileys over rocks

or

Bombay Saphire, tonic, ice and a slice

Mmmm sips Baileys.

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Mittz · 16/07/2010 19:56

Hey minimammoth! we also have a heated cake debate with those for, (like myself) and those weird non cake consuming (but usually indulging in the cheese) individuals .

Whether Doughnuts should be violated with toppings or left pure and virginal with a smattering of Jam..

And then of course, there is cock. A copious amount of time is spent discussing it and the value of Poultry in the diet

Mouse is our resident and prolific snogger but as she appears to be absent I am happy to be her stand in

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 16/07/2010 20:02

Hello all, I haven't been scared off yet, although I don't think I've been snogged as often as is written in my contract.

I have put on two pounds since joining you all. I blame wine. The cause of and solution to all my problems

I got a letter about my interview earlier. There I was all panicked and preparing for the worst, and it was just a thanks for coming to the interview and to let me know they won't be deciding anything until the beginning of august. Harrumph.

bellavita · 16/07/2010 20:02

Snogs you say Mittz.....

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bellavita · 16/07/2010 20:05

Hi Crunchie . The letter sounds positive

Now, where is that BoF? I want to stroke her ears..

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 16/07/2010 20:05

Doughnuts should be virginal. They may contain jam, but never, ever custard. It is sacrilege. In fact even the thought of custard doughnuts makes me quite

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 16/07/2010 20:06

I hope so Bella, at least they're not leaving me hanging or ignoring me.

minimammoth · 16/07/2010 20:08

Love cake but try to resist. not a doughnut person really but would go for just the unsullied version.Can't resist pastry.
I can see the advantages of cockpoultry in the diet, good source of protein. I'm bit shy with strangers on the snogging front, why -we've only just met mwah, mwah. Flutters fan quoyly Is that how you spell it.

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 16/07/2010 20:10

It's not, mini, but it I like the inventive spelling flair you are showing

Mittz · 16/07/2010 20:20

Mmmmm Bella... it's been sooooo long..

minimammoth · 16/07/2010 20:24

Its a small mind that can only spell a word one way. someone once said

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 16/07/2010 20:27

I have a teeny mind. But I'm a big fan of inserting q's into worqulesd.

bellavita · 16/07/2010 20:31

at Mittz.

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