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bellavita · 16/07/2010 16:25

.....that's it really, we all help each other in what we way can.

Weight Watchers, Dukan, Lord Ford etc....

Lots of cock healthy eating chat.

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instructionstothedouble · 19/07/2010 14:27

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TotalChaos · 19/07/2010 14:28

office fucking politics sucks Mac. Give him a virtual kick in the nadgers.

double - sounds like a fine time you have been having with BSNN, carry on enjoying yourself, sorry ex is still harassing you.

NormaSknockers · 19/07/2010 14:32

Would it be very wrong to strip off & go & lay in the pond?

MacTheWife · 19/07/2010 14:34

you should check how much the raddisson edwardian is LV, some of the guys here stayed there in June, it is a really nice hotel and central to the bars

Mouseface · 19/07/2010 14:40

Mac - she has, they are full. LV has a spa day there though and I'm not at all jealous.

LollipopViolet · 19/07/2010 14:42

Actually, might check the Radisson again, might have been being stupid and working the website wrong. Haven't booked the spa day yet, need to see if my mate is off And convince my other mate she really does want to come with us lol

Mouseface · 19/07/2010 14:42

No idea why. Maybe it's time for more painkillers.

And some wine.

Or vodka.

Or just another pint of iced water. Yep, I'll go for that.

NormaSknockers · 19/07/2010 14:51

Vodka. I vote Vodka.

No mermaids but there are several fish & some tadpoles....

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TotalChaos · 19/07/2010 15:01

norma- you need a great big shell as well to walk out of, like birth of venus.

Mouseface · 19/07/2010 15:13

Double - here. You have it. It'll only make me more fed up with my feckless builders.

I used to love wearing boyfriends t-shirts. I went out with a rugby player once. God he was huge and yes, Double, before you ask, in all departments.

His t-shirts were lush. Burried me. I just used to roam around his appartment in them.

Hey TC. How goes it?

NormaSknockers · 19/07/2010 15:14

Ooo yes Total that would be fab Does my bum look big in this?

Double it's the only way I can cope, seriously! As soon as I know I'm going out any more & I know no-one is likely to call I strip off! Most evenings I can be found laying on the bed starkers with a fan. I just have to cover the mirrors as I can't bear to look, in my head I'm a svelte size 12 with pert boobs & no wobbly bits

NormaSknockers · 19/07/2010 15:16

I couldn't fit in DHs clothes if I tried, he has smaller waist then me even in my slimmer days

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Mouseface · 19/07/2010 15:35

Double - why do you need to call fuckface DDs dad. Please don't tell me he's not paid you again.

Norma - what is a Nobbly Bobbly?

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NormaSknockers · 19/07/2010 15:39

I am that you don't know what a Nobbly Bobbly is it's a lovely ice cream Though we have the Iceland cheapy verion, Lumpy Bumpys

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NormaSknockers · 19/07/2010 15:46

I love 'em

DDs dad, for example, is a twat. Clearly he doesn't deserve a child at all.

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