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bellavita · 16/07/2010 16:25

.....that's it really, we all help each other in what we way can.

Weight Watchers, Dukan, Lord Ford etc....

Lots of cock healthy eating chat.

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instructionstothedouble · 18/07/2010 18:36

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MacTheWife · 18/07/2010 18:39

oh alright then, cock chat anyone?

TotalChaos · 18/07/2010 18:40

nothing wrong with a good old moan, can be therapeutic!

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NormaSknockers · 18/07/2010 18:41
Grin
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MacTheWife · 18/07/2010 18:49

Norma you make release shiney from a headlock so she can go and clean up the egg

its bath time here now so im off, fucking work tomorrow, i fucking hate it

BitOfFun · 18/07/2010 18:50

I knew he was going to crack that egg

He was messing about with it when I phoned you!

It's me as the OP on the teenagers and contraception thread in Chat btw, if anyone cares to chip in. MrsWobble's advice is always very good, so thankyou for posting. I will not be a grandmother, grrr.

BitOfFun · 18/07/2010 18:51

Here

Gigantaur · 18/07/2010 18:51

Oh shiney shiney shiney.

What are we going to do with you. feeling down we can accomodate, self pitying nonesense we cannot. don't you dare fucking think of contemplating leaving the thread.

Now tell me, will i look like a bog roll cover if i wear this to the wedding?

I have grease on and i think it may be effecting my style sense. (not that i have any)

NormaSknockers · 18/07/2010 18:52

Scrambled eggs for tea?

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BitOfFun · 18/07/2010 18:59

Oh God- when you were telling him to "Get those off my bedroom wall RIGHT NOW, look what a mess!" etc etc, it was the snails, wasn't it? Ewwwwwww

NormaSknockers · 18/07/2010 19:00

Hope my reply doesn't piss you off BOF, not even sure I made much sense!

NormaSknockers · 18/07/2010 19:03

Escargo & scrambled eggs - your boy has taste Shiney

BitOfFun · 18/07/2010 19:04

No, not at all. All advice welcome!

NormaSknockers · 18/07/2010 19:07

It's scary what lengths some teens will go to, DH has escorted several young girls back to their parents in the police car when he's found them the most God awful places

BitOfFun · 18/07/2010 19:09

So he is actually The Sex Police?

TrillianAstra · 18/07/2010 19:12

Hello hello shiney don't be a whiney shiney. Bof what were you doing at 14? On iPhone on a14 and it wants to call you shinty and bog. What is shinty anyway?

NormaSknockers · 18/07/2010 19:14

We live on the coast so alot of beach huts, under the pier, late night beach & such romps happen. Though he's in a rural station now so seems to be dealing with more stabbings, drug related things these days

TrillianAstra · 18/07/2010 19:14

Gigi I love the swing dress, will you do rock and roll dancing?

NormaSknockers · 18/07/2010 19:14

at Shinty & Bog

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