You are never alone with a SHINEY Cult

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.....that's it really, we all help each other in what we way can.

Weight Watchers, Dukan, Lord Ford etc....

Lots of cock healthy eating chat.

Shiney, I know you don't know me at all very well but it would be wrong to have Shiney threads without you. Christ, can you imagine the thread titles if I took over from you?

Life's better when you're BITTER

Come on and feel BITTER

You are never alone when you are BITTER.

Nope, would never work. And I'm the freak that doesn't even like cake, remember?

So I'm afraid you will just have to stay.

And Gigi that dress is lush.

At 14? Wanking my boyfriend off round the back of the power station I think...

I hate it when i moan worry about my sister, she's 16 almost 17 and moved in with her totally awful boyfriend.

people keep reminding me of what i was up to at her age. it just terrifies me more.

I love the dress, just not sure it's very me. Or very weddingy.

Well then BOF you have only wanking nothing to worry about

I haven't thought about a dress yet. I am still waiting to lose a stone. It's not gonna happen in a fortnight though, is it?

You classy bird you.

wanking? i was shagging mine down pagsy (wooded area)

will try an offer some advice bof but i was useless when you told me on the phone, the best i could come up with was 'im glad i have boys'

yes my iphone calls them bog and shinty too

I think I may have to dust off my prude crown.And you were dirtying me up so nicely.

At 14 I hadn't even kissed a boy.

I'm wholesome, me.

oh yuck at spitting. That makes me heave.

At 14 I was mainly doing amateur dramatics and riding ponies.

Mind you I was also a skinny midget with glasses like a couple of pub ashtrays so it's probably justas well I wasn't interested in boys !

have attempted advice - mainly spluttered in outraged Daily Mail fashion 'She's 14??!!' and then retired to have a lie down. So really helpful

Your purse Shiney? the one that had all the money in?

I've not posted sorry, I don't think I have anything useful to add.

Good news about the purse shiney, but @ 'what have they found out?'

Is this a recently lost purse or one from a while ago? Did you even realise you had lost it?

Stop putting yourself down Shiney, you are not shit.

Shinty and BOG

Good news about your purse Shiney.

At 14? Was playing spin the bottle at pony club camp Will look at BOF's thread in a minute.

Trills - good weekend?

Hello to everyone else

Dinner was roast chicken, mash and carrots. Had a mad day sorting the house out. Still a long way to go, but feel a bit happier should the baby make an appearance soon.

you are already gorgeous Bof. anymore so and you'll upstage the bride.

At 14 the drink of choice was 2dogs or 20/20.
We saw some in a local off licence recently and bought some for old times sake. Jayzus that stuff was minging

Evening, tis me, Mouseface.

Gig - 2 Dogs. Good God! Flashback or what!!! Not at 14 but in my early twenties. Loved the stuff. Lemony vodka. Yum!!

BOF - have posted on thread, might not be very useful but hey. Hope it helps a bit.

Bitter - virtual dinner was yummy, thanks.

Shiney - I HEART YOU! xx

Fluffs - how's ya fanjo and it's lump? Still seeping or stopped? I had a thought, if it was brown, it could be puss and blood mixed together. Sorry all - TMI!!

Dinner was pants. I wanted a roast and really didn't enjoy cajun chicken.

May have cheese on toast and a cup of tea in a bit. I threw half of my tiny portion of dinner away. Just didn't want it.

Should have given it to me Mouse - cajun chicken sounds yum.

I have put in a Tesco order with lots of green things - I may persuade DP to eat a vegetarian meal if there is enough cheese in it.

Trills - hello lovely, normally it is yum. Just not in my current pre period condition. I need stodge and junk.

just had to pop back and let you all know that the triple choc cake was blardy orgasmic.

I didn't think i could stuff anymore into my belly after the roast but i had a teeny tiny taste and had to cut myself a huge chunk.

it is a bad bad thing.