You are never alone with a SHINEY Cult

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.....that's it really, we all help each other in what we way can.

Weight Watchers, Dukan, Lord Ford etc....

Lots of cock healthy eating chat.

Double - I'm guessing it's the new Tim Burton one. That's the one DD and I watched yesterday.

Surreal.

Yes, the Tim Burton one - I know it's got a lot of poetic licence but it says Alice in Wonderland on the box so ner.

Why does no-one ever FB me?

If you don't care, don't ask double - you are fiesty today, I like it.

afternoon lovelies.

Im sat here listeing to my DD singing at me. I love her to bits but Kylie she is not.

We just went to Tesco and got loads of bits for the caravan. ooh did i mention i had a caravan? yes yes ihave a caravan, I shall be taking it all over the place. OOh i could bring it festivals

singlebabymuvva? wtf? do people describe themselves as that? I would be right there throwing punches too.

It still isn't quite settled into my brian that im not a single mum anymore actually.

Im making tripple choc cake. I am experimenting a bit as i am making the cakes for the Dc's birthdays and my neighbour decided that they are going to get married the other day and asked if i could do them a cake. i said yes of course i would.
then they tell me that they are getting wed on the 14th August THIS YEAR!

So i now need to get a dress for reality's wedding on the 7th (everything i try on makes me look like a hippo with belly ache) and then another for the following weekend.
I can't even cheat and wear the same one as they all sit out the front and i am bound to be seen.
I admit to be panicing slightly.

Where is Saf? I can't have broken her, I would remember.

Double, before you licked me I maybe should have told you I am without shower at the moment and DS has lost the bath plug.

Gigi, wear the same dress no-one will notice they will me too transfixed by your norks sparkling personality.

Double - shh now. Go check out your fb

Bitter - for the love of cheese woman, get thee to facebook! What are you afraid of?

Gig - MMmmmmmmm, tripple chocolate cake! My period has finally arrived and all I want to eat is a full roast beef dinner followed by chocolate cake.

Cajun chiken, new potatoes and peas.

You can come and visit me in your caravan..... we have a pub in the village that has a carvan park (enough space for 3!) at the back of it. And we have a castle, two other pubs, swna, ducks and a real shop!!!

'swans' fecking hormonal fingers typing what they want!!

and 'chicken'...............any others?

Mouse, I already spend far too much time on MN.

If I had a FB account I could no longer kid myself that I am encouraging my children's independance through benign neglect.

I would just be ignoring them and spending too much time on the PC.

I thought a swna was a welsh sauna!

Roast chicken with all the trimmings plus Yorkshire Pudding for dinner - I haven't eaten yet today.

Bitter.

Gig - I bet you will have an awesome time at the wedding, not long now!!!!! [giddy emoticon]

Just had a shower & can't be bothered to towel dry so figured running around starkers would work just as well

Bitter - can I come to yours? Purleeeeezzzzz. I NEED a roast dinner. It's an emergency. I have to have one. Erm, because I'm due on any second and I really, really need a roast dinner.

Back later. xx

The shower is installed! I am going to have a lovely long hot shower after dinner. I would squee! but I'm not really a squee-er.

Strawberry cheesecake for pudding OK?

Evening

Roast pork dinner here with home made apple sauce with apples from our trees (well last years apples). Pork was delish but I am - that his hot and bothered now with a huge headache as it is very humid and close here.

I am going to say it again I am missing Shiney. Yes we text and talk on the phone but it is just not the same as her being on this thread .

My period arrived yesterday which means when we go away 3 weeks today, I will come on during our holiday .

Has everyone been behaving themselves?

I am having trouble finding one dress at the moment. All the shops seem to be filled with maxi dresses. lovely but not what i want.

covers eyes to protect myself from Normas norks.

Its roast pork, roast tattys carrots and sprouts here. oh and yorkies for DD who wont eat a roast without them.

The chocolate cake smells gorgeous. Just made the white chocolate filling which i am most impressed with. need to do a dark chocolate covering.

Mouse your place sounds lovely. you are definitly high on the list to be visited.

Oh forgot to say Bitter, I had a look on the
Phase Eight rail this morning whilst in town but they did not have that dress or in fact any of them that I linked to. If there had of been one in the next size down I would have got it and sent it to you and you could have sent the other one back.

Gigi, what recipe are you using >