Does She or Doesn't She? Only her SHINEY Cult knows..

[bellavita]

This is our millionth or summat like that thread.

We are all here to help each other in whatever way is needed.

Lots of cock diet and healthy eating chat .

Oh i have an elder brother from when my dad was 14. he doesn't even know his sons name as the mother was the daughter of the CEO of Phillips electronics and so they buggered off to Holland when she fell pregnant ( she was 17)

I am the eldest of the children between mum and dad, I am followed by another 9

Ok Gigi, you win!

DH has just walked to the shop to get me chocolate

awww how sweet is your Dh.

I'd have to threaten to turn the telly over to get DP to walk to the kitchen

I'd love to Saf. think DP would be considerably less keen though and the Doc's would be furious

I cannot move. I have just eaten a mahoosive plate of roast pork with all the trimmings washed down by a cold beer.

Remind me again why I need to lose weight?

Well done Alice's DH!

My youngest sis is younger than my DD by over a year.

Going to watch The Illusionist now with DH now

wow Alice you win! although i am thinking of having another when i am 50 so i might beat you on the age gap

Fab apron DEM.

Vinny - if your DS gets cracking he could have a brother or sister younger than his own kids!

oh and i didnt comment on Portia's youthfullness because i am a jealous old witch as she looks far more youthful than me

i could never admit to being a granny, i would have to pass them off as my own to strangers, oh the shame!

my youngest brother is 11 months younger than Ds. they were in the same class at school. they still find it funny when they have to tell people that DS is older thaan his uncle.

I am pondering cake.

I feel it ok s i have had a lot of fruit in the pimms

at Vinny.

I probably shouldn't be watching BNTM, does nothing for my self image.

no its ok saf.

Can just imagine Vinny at a butlins "glamorous granny" competition flashing her knee's to teh audience.

now come on ladies, what should i wear to meet marco?

and no not just a bikini. he'll think some poor member of soon to be redundant staff over ordered the tripe

[angry[angry

Have just had a big shouting match with my brother. he is being a total cunt.

Do you want to tell us about it Portia? We will probably abuse him for you.

what about? what has happened?

but in the meantime yes, he is a cunt.