Does She or Doesn't She? Only her SHINEY Cult knows..

[bellavita]

This is our millionth or summat like that thread.

We are all here to help each other in whatever way is needed.

Lots of cock diet and healthy eating chat .

I don't like children but they are like cats and bloody determined to be around me. I think there were 8 other than mine in the house the other day. I deliberately don't keep munchies in because they are like pirhanas. I ask DS why they don't go and bugger off hang out elsewhere, and he claims 'oh the other parents don't do that sort of thing'. And they talk to me.

DD's mates tell me they love me. I must be very good at pretending.

I love it that Taya talks too much and wants cuddles though Shiney...very fitting .

DD's new friend's mum is very talkable to.

I got a text from DS saying...'X thinks you are hot'.

So I texted back that he had sent the text to me and had obviously made a mistake...

So he said, 'no Mum, he was talking about you!'. He is 13. Feels a bit ew but made me lol. DS gets irate because he thinks I am gorgeous and men 'perve' me. If I go out he covers my shoulders and won't allow me too show tummy flesh. What a dude!

Clarkson on Top Gear has just described a car as being like a 2 yr old child - really annoying a lot of the time, but if someone tries to take it away from you you'd kill them.

Hahaha, Mittz, you are a MILF!

I was 32 when I had DS1 and had already been married a lifetime....

You are hot Mittz!

I dont like children either. not even my own. I love them more than air obviously, but still.

I had Ds on my 20th birthday. i was a day off being a teenage mum. So i can definitly blame youthfull stupidity.

I still can't believe you are older than me shiney, you look so young. And as for Vinny, i had to re read her post about her ds getting engaged over and over because i couldn't believe she had a son old enough.

My little brothers friend has a crush on me. i don't wind him up at all

You're such a sensible grownup Bella!

I notice that no fucker has commented on my youthful good looks

I shall assume that is because it goes without saying.

Portia you exist only as a dream, a figment of a fertile imagination, crafted out of moonbeams and starlight....

(otherwise known as 'won't let anyone take pictures')

shiney - sounds like a tummy bug or some sort of reaction to food.

gigi - enjoy your fiery chef. don't tire him out too much.

bof - my mum had me at 19, so I am on the receiving end of sister comments too!

Of course Portia, of course... >

Mmm sensible or stupid Trills, I would have been bloody free by now, they would be grown ups and left home.

Trill that was beautiful

TC, nobody has actually ever said that

everyone assumes my mum is my sister too.
she had me at 17 so i guess it would work. there is a smaller age gap between me and mum than between me and my youngest 4 siblings

BoF thats cos you is a minger

DIB

Portia - you know we all think you are gorgeous.

Funnily enough i always liked kids until i had DD, now i think DD is fab (mostly) but other peoples' kids generally get on my tits.

Just had yummy dinner of lemony herby chicken, couscous and roasted veg. And a galaxy ice cream yum

Oh, and you want dysfunctional?

Mum had me at 17,
sister at 18,
another sister at 22
Brother at 34
sister at 42

Think that is how it works Anyway, me at 17 then last one at 42.

ufo/usp pickies are up. apron pic on profile here.