Does She or Doesn't She? Only her SHINEY Cult knows..

[bellavita]

This is our millionth or summat like that thread.

We are all here to help each other in whatever way is needed.

Lots of cock diet and healthy eating chat .

I like any fruit Pimms soaked.

You must be very proud of her. 5b is excellent.

charming lad.

You have never had pimms? OMG! we must rectify this at once. pimms is delicious but deadly. You pour loads in but it tastes so fruity an scrummy that you dont realise it has alcohol. you are pleasantly drinking it by the gallon then you go to stand up for the loo and pormptly fall on your face rat arsed.

Shiney - maybe it was something food related. stomach got rid before it caused any real problems. or you're up the duff

Oh I can't bear children. I'm with you on that one.

It is lovely stuff, you hsve to have it with cucumber, mint, raspberries and strawberries, oh and lemonade. It's the law.

It hurt me a lot last week, but only the following morning.

And I agree on children, horrible things.

Evening all.

Not keen on children here either. Children I know - Love them. Chidren in general - meh.

My feet are killing me, I've not sat down all day. I think I should get a pedometer and see just how bloody far I run for bloody price checks.

Never had Pimms, either - I'm obviously far too common.

Whatever possessed you to go about producing them then Shiney? I know that you deliberately went about creating Taya.

I don particularly like childen, but then I don't particularly like people. Children are a bit like people who you can't tell to fuck off. And more likely to get wee/poo/snot/vomit near you.

Then again, I don't have children, and people at work seem to think I am very anti-children.

They dno't know about my secret MN habit

You wren't that young - you were older than I am now (if I can do basic maths, which is sometimes in question).

I was 23 when I had dd1. I can be excused on the grounds of youth there, I think. Of course now I have a beautiful teenage daughter and people think we are sisters. Stop laughing at the back.

i was 17 when i had ds1, 34 when i had the finnster, hows that for a dysfunctional family?

Oh yes, I can't resist a spot of tormenting. I like the Mrs Robinson plan too- should wind him up nicely.

Vinny you look so young you can't even have been born when DS1 was born. You look like his younger sister.

Have never seen BoF's camera-shy DD1 so can't comment there