The Result

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Exit poll in 5 mins.

Pull up a chair.

Early bath for Mogg.

It really was, you could barely hear it. Bring me his petulant congrats to the winner.

JRM gone and decisive result now, back to bed!

hahahahahaha

I like Yvette Cooper but FFS C4 cut it short because I want to see JRM being given the boot.

Is there enough time for Mogg to creep back into his coffin before sunrise?

So happy to have been awake to see Mogg go!

Somehow fitting that his was the defeat which saw Labour cross the 326 seat line which made victory conclusive.

The Mogg Moment!

@NotJinxingAnything oh that's poetry

Gove’s old constituency has gone Lib Dem.

Brilliant. Feels poetic somehow.

I'm happy. But it's bittersweet because everything's in such a state it's going to take years to try and dig our way out of this mess.

And a relief. Utterly obnoxious and odious

Mogg will be the new Portillo. Expect to see him in coloured chinos touring the country in his nanny mobile.

Disclaimer, I actually enjoy the Portillo train show....

C4 didn't show JRM unless I somehow missed it.

I didn't find Mogg personally objectionable but his tenure was a sign and symbol of the preposterousness of the Tory Government, almost a kind of trolling of the public that such a man could be feted by so many, rather like 'Boris', they're almost fictionalised characters as much as self-made men.

Nope. Bit gutted they didn't cut the Yvette Cooper interview short to cut to it.

The haunted pencil has gone!!! Yippee!

So exciting. I wonder what EXACTLY these miraculous labour MPs are going to change…😱 Oh.. and so sorry but for all you wondering about the plethora of young ‘muslim’ men in your neighbourhoods and their children living in hotel it really isn’t going to change

Starmer sounds like a cut-price Tony Blair.

Who the fuck ennunciates like that?

yes I feel quite tearful that I feel so much relief precisely because everything is so shit

Rees Mogg gone - have everything crossed for Liam Fox getting his marching orders too....

Try giving a speech and not looking at notes. It's quite hard!

Change isn’t going to happen quickly. It’s going to be a slow painful process. I feel the same.