The Result

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Exit poll in 5 mins.

Pull up a chair.

I do wonder if there are some recounts. Canterbury should have had their result at 3.00 am. Am worried for Rosie Duffield as she has no support from Starlet or his office and we need women like her at Westminster.

Therese Coffey gone, thank God. Awful woman.

Good. I could.never believe she had a scientific background.

She can take her cigars and have a little think about herself.

Jeremy Corbyn making a good point on C4, Labour need to actually deliver now.

A very dignified speech from Penny

JRM coming up

Loving the SNP getting their arses handed to them.

Liz Truss may be in trouble according to ITV

...or not

I thought JRM was in a costume for a moment there!

Hope so.

I actually took my specs off to clean them incase I was missing something

Dame Coffey now 😮

Where I live reform got roughly as many votes as cons. Scary the views some people have. Thankfully we got a labour majority.

Come on Bath, I am off to bed after you declare.

I've just had some restorative chocolate. Bring on Mogg and his nanny.

Altrincham and Sale West has gone Labour (used to be Graham Brady, chair of the 1922 committees seat but he stepped down this GE).

C4 are saying even in seats where Reform spilt the vote there is a big swing to Labour. Heartening.

Come on haunted pencil!

Omg, I had completely forgotten the rewards Sunak will be doling out. Penny will get a peerage one won’t she, probably already has the robe hanging up in her wardrobe. Who else I wonder? Shapps will get a consolation prize.

The guardian says Rishi has arrived at his count .

Rosie Duffield has held Canterbury.

Edit for typo

We are now Labour.
48% turnout.
I hope people remember this over the next 5 years.
Someone worked it out for me, over 80% of my town didn't vote for our new M.P.