The Result

[RedToothBrush]

Exit poll in 5 mins.

Pull up a chair.

Yes, shapps, that film playing behind your dead shark eyes is your political life falling away from you. You fuck.

Shapps is OUT!!!!

IDS clings on like a limpit...

Split vote with 12k for previous Lab candidate and 12k for current Lab candidate.

Should have fallen off a few paddle boards like Davey! Though to be honest I don’t think it would have helped!

IDS seems quite benign now compared to what came after him.

Wow, so the Gaza vote ended up saving Iain Duncan Smith, one of the most at-risk Tory MPs.

Just got up and put the kettle on to see Grant Shapps out. Brill.

Yep, that was a labour fuck up.

Shapps proudly listing all the government jobs he has held, not realising that this underlines how absolutely crap he was at ALL of them.

Yup 👍

Oh god, shut up Grant.

Oh fuck off about Ukraine you tit. You'd think he'd been personally hand to hand with Putin and all the bad russian prison boys. L00ser

Its ok, we never have to hear him again after this.

Or shit on your shoe……..

Looks like Penny Mordant may lose her seat. Yes! Not a fan

Braverman or forage, c4 seem unsure as to where to go.