foodies what culinary crimes will you admit to?

[witchandchips]

me tinned sweetcorn with lea&perrins

banana sandwich - has to be brown bread

A supernoodle sandwich, got to be white bread with butter, folded over not cut so the noodles don't fall out as much. Heaven!

halloumi cheese with lime pickle on an oat cake (in fact lime pickle in almost anything).

I did once eat a mashed potato pie with chips. I was pregnant. It was yum.

butterballs
butter and sugar thoroughly mixed up.
Medicinal for a sore throat you understand
Even nicer with a tiny bit of coffee added.

smash with tinned sweetcorn and tune

fishfinger sandwiches with mayo

pot noodles
crabsticks
heinz sandwich spread

Two digestive biscuits, sandwiched together with butter.

Fray Bentos pie and chips.

I eat it, and what is more I serve it to my children. And they will eat anything if it is served with a Fray Bentos pie.

Or hobnobs sandwiched with Peanut butter/ almond butter... mmmm. Arrrrrg.

FIsh finger sandwiches

Oh forgot about Fray Bentos Pie,used to love that.

I like to tip them upside down, pick off the (sparse) meat, and then eat the horribly soggy pastry.

when I was 15, and really gluttonous (and annoyingly 4 stone lighter and LOSING!) I would sandwich the soggy Fray Bentos pastry between 2 rounds of buttered white bread!

I don't do that now - though it's not because I don't want to.

Haggis toasties

crumpets smothered in primula with a layer of cheese melted ontop mmmm

BBQ beef supernoodles and Pasta n sauce

Eggy bread (french toast) with loads of tomato sauce

I used to like my fray bentos pie with loads of mash potato and mushy peas.

Must add fray bentos pie to shopping list this week.

currently Ainsley Harriott@s cup a soup
french onion or pea and ham

another vote for hot buttered crumpets - v good just swimming in butter, or with a layer of marmite and then cheese, then stick them under the grill till gooey

also supernoodles, which i haven't had in ages, but it has to be mild curry flavour

Baileys in hot chocolate, or just Baileys generally (have just polished off 2 bottles of duty free in a week)

slices of rolled up ham and cheese straight from the fridge(or a squeaky special as we call it in this house)

ski yoghurts frozen at home, like they tell you not to, they taste much better that way

Beans on toast with marmite spread on toast and grated cheese on top
Chips,gravy,mushy peas and lashings of brown sauce
Pasta riddled with butter and heaps of grated cheese-regular fav in our house.
Brains faggots
Eggy bread
Salt and vinegar crisp sandwiches

slightly off on a tangent... whe he was a teenager, my mum once told my brother that the bouquet garni she used was a teabag.

For years and years he put a teabag in his stews whilst me & my mum POSL. It all came out once when we were at his house for dinner and we both had tears running down our faces as he dished up the coq-au-vin...

Plain chocolate digestive biscuit topped with a layer of (preferably giant) chocolate buttons.

Fishfinger sandwiches in cheap white bread with salad cream and lettuce.

Chicken flavour supernoodles.

Mars bar toasted sandwich
Strawberry yoghurt eaten with the finger of a kitkat (no spoon)
Salt and Vinegar square crisps and diary milk bar eaten at the same time

And I thought I was alone with my peculiar dietary habits!

houmous, english mustard and marmite sandwiches are just yummy

(honest)

and i cant eat salmon without tomatoe ketchup

(even though i rarely have tommy K, except with sausages)

mashed potato sandwiches [mwah]