foodies what culinary crimes will you admit to?

[witchandchips]

me tinned sweetcorn with lea&perrins

clarice....you just kind of squeeze it all together. It really is bloody lovely

Is the risotto hot or from the fridge?

chip butty

has to be plastic white bread, butter,HP sauce, fat chips, salt and vinegar

fish finger sandwich on cheap white value bread with mayonnaise

chickenette pot noddle with toast to dip in...and drink the juice at end

french toast brown sauce

baked beans on white cheap value bread with grated cheese and fried egg -cheesy beano

why is white value bread so so goood for piggin out

It should be warm, clarice. MMmmmmm want one now.....[droolface]

thought of some more:
plastic cheese slices
tubs of prawn cocktail in marie rose sauce just spooned out of the tub
ricecakes with peanut butter then topped with drizzly honey
cocopops and vanilla ice cream mixed up

qelle piggery

yes yes yes to plastic cheese slices
does anyone remember the tubes of cheese spread, you can just squeeze them straight into your mouth

mashed potato and salad cream sandwiches

primula

mmmn

got to stop now and raid the fridge

toast cheese and jam - mmmm

peanut butter with cucumber on toast - rare treat as son is allergic

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agree with marmite added to beans on toast - fab

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that should be marmite

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I had a fish finger sandwich for lunch today. But on granary bed so it's practically posh

You lot are far too civilised with your food "crimes"

Whither the Pot Noodle? Or even the Fray Bentos pie?

crispy roll, lurpack, apcket walkers salt n vinegar -mmmmmmm

creep creep creep
witch enters wearing sunglasses
whispers "sausage rolls eaten on the bus"
runs out

saw my boyfriend eat spaghetti bolognaise on a sandwich, all the spaghetti strands oozing out like worms

That's quite similar to the risotto sandwich, SM. Yummy carb overload! Pasta pesto in a toasted bread sarnie is equally yum

croissant stuffed with maltersers

risotto sandwich - classy in a i cant believe it way. hot or cold?toast or bread

jumpjan thats not a crime that's genius!. Never tried but can just imagine how yum it would be.

Starter - Sliced white bread dipped in tinned soup
Main - Chicken and mushroom pot noodle
Dessert - Chocolate spread straight from jar

hey frankie thatsa quite a buffet girl

Witchandchips - you've got to try it - its heaven. Sometimes I even butter the croissant too

SCottishmummy, are you by any chance from the west coast of scotland, as I recognise so much of the food that you describe!? I'm originally from ayrshire and on our last visit home my dh had the grand total of 6 scottish morning rolls with various fried contents in ONE day! As well as 3 square meals!

Has anyone heard of tea dip? I think that maybe a definate northern thing.
Its that bacon fat, juice from tomatoes plus the left over mashed tea! Tis yummy.