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The Bluestocking Pub, where we continue to read about gerbils nobly and bravely working undercover in the Fen.

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AsWithGlad · 20/08/2026 15:44

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, who enjoy doing this, and any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

Previous thread: https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5564959-the-bluestocking-womens-pub-in-which-we-wait-excitedly-for-the-next-instalment-of-goseis-adventures

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AnonyMumAuDHD · 26/08/2026 18:09

MyrtleLion · 26/08/2026 18:05

Go for it!

As Dolly Parton said, “You’ll never do a whole lot unless you’re brave enough to try.”

and

“I never tried quitting, and I never quit trying.”

and

“Above everything else I’ve done, I’ve always said I’ve had more guts than I’ve got talent.”

Love that - going to channel my inner Dolly hereafter. She’d have thought nothing of emailing. I might see if I can buy a T-shirt with ‘Be More Dolly’ on it.

There is a great thread going where people are offering up some of her best quotes.

Boiledbeetle · 26/08/2026 18:10

"Graphic folded the drawing carefully twice and put it in her pocket."

Yesssssss!

DeanElderberry · 26/08/2026 18:13

Oh Gubbins, we know about your coat of many colors, we know . . .

The Bluestocking Pub, where we continue to read about gerbils nobly and bravely working undercover in the Fen.
The Bluestocking Pub, where we continue to read about gerbils nobly and bravely working undercover in the Fen.
Boiledbeetle · 26/08/2026 18:14

"Griffin scrolled to row 23 and read, Number, 23. Die, curve and lines. Date, 1293. Title, Reconstruction."

Ooooh.

Boiledbeetle · 26/08/2026 18:17

DeanElderberry · 26/08/2026 18:13

Oh Gubbins, we know about your coat of many colors, we know . . .

Has she done 9 to 5 yet?

ErrolTheDragon · 26/08/2026 18:21

DeanElderberry · 26/08/2026 18:03

But her heart was undoubtedly in it

Gubbins is certainly growing up dirty no matter how often she’s washed, bless her.

Boiledbeetle · 26/08/2026 18:26

Just read Tim Curry died yesterday as well aged 80.

Have to admit I'm not as happy dressing as Dr Frank-N-Furter as I was dressing as Dolly.

The capybaras are just throwing out the man at the bar, he couldn't resist my outfit and followed me in.

The Bluestocking Pub, where we continue to read about gerbils nobly and bravely working undercover in the Fen.
AnonyMumAuDHD · 26/08/2026 18:33

Aww no. He was a larger than life character too. Is that a mate of Boily’s gearing up to do the TimeWarp?

DeanElderberry · 26/08/2026 18:35

Boiledbeetle · 26/08/2026 18:17

Has she done 9 to 5 yet?

They all sang that yesterday evening, but I'm sure we'll hear it again later.

Bing has kicked me out.

AnonyMumAuDHD · 26/08/2026 18:43

Had a strange dream last night that that some heavies tried to force their way into the Bluey: two geezers by the names of Grimace and Grumble, apparently working for a Boss called Globular Gladstone. Sharp pinstripe suits and trilbys like something from the 1930. LOL

Is is chocolate or cheese that causes wacky dreams? Or just too much gin?

Magpiecomplex · 26/08/2026 18:46

AnonyMumAuDHD · 26/08/2026 18:43

Had a strange dream last night that that some heavies tried to force their way into the Bluey: two geezers by the names of Grimace and Grumble, apparently working for a Boss called Globular Gladstone. Sharp pinstripe suits and trilbys like something from the 1930. LOL

Is is chocolate or cheese that causes wacky dreams? Or just too much gin?

Supposed to be cheese, but I seem to get weird dreams when I don't eat cheese. Maybe I've built up a tolerance.

AnonyMumAuDHD · 26/08/2026 18:46

If I remember rightly, it was the offer of a delicate glass of creme de menthe or Tia Maria that sent them hurtling through the exit, screaming in terror.

Magpiecomplex · 26/08/2026 18:52

Speaking of singing, this is a lovely piece of research.
https://www.science.org/content/article/what-jurassic-forest-may-have-sounded

AnonyMumAuDHD · 26/08/2026 19:05

@Magpiecomplex we really do need more emojis from @MNHQ I want 🤣 for our own personal use here as we can be responsible [I think], 😮 for posts like this one and 🤬 for some of the FWR threads…

Thehorticulturalhussie · 26/08/2026 19:09

Boiledbeetle · 26/08/2026 18:26

Just read Tim Curry died yesterday as well aged 80.

Have to admit I'm not as happy dressing as Dr Frank-N-Furter as I was dressing as Dolly.

The capybaras are just throwing out the man at the bar, he couldn't resist my outfit and followed me in.

Nobody could resist you looking like that!!

NotAtMyAge · 26/08/2026 19:25

EdithStourton · 26/08/2026 17:55

Also, we had a 90% chance of rain last night, to follow the 50% chances of rain we've had on repeat for the past week or so. We've not had more than 'a cuppla thray spits', to quote a local farmer, and early this morning enough to dampen the patio.

We're promised a deluge tonight. I've left some laundry hung out as an offering to the weather gods.

Here in Mid-Wales we're being forecast heavy rain tomorrow morning over a period of several hours and again on Saturday morning. The Met Office weather map for our area tomorrow certainly foresees a wet morning. I will report back.

Chickadeeinme · 26/08/2026 19:39

I note that Dolly and Tim were both 80. Wrong 80 years olds, Grim Reaper.

AnonyMumAuDHD · 26/08/2026 20:13

Chickadeeinme · 26/08/2026 19:39

I note that Dolly and Tim were both 80. Wrong 80 years olds, Grim Reaper.

Indeed…

Thehorticulturalhussie · 26/08/2026 20:19

Bar gerbils would you kindly mix me a Schrödinger’s Supreme. Don’t tell me what’s in it, it’ll be a nice surprise. Thank you lovely creatures.

Magpiecomplex · 26/08/2026 20:24

Good idea, Hussie. I'll have an Extenuating Circumstances please bar gerbil, lots of ice, gelatinous tentacles on the side.

AnonyMumAuDHD · 26/08/2026 20:37

Thehorticulturalhussie · 26/08/2026 20:19

Bar gerbils would you kindly mix me a Schrödinger’s Supreme. Don’t tell me what’s in it, it’ll be a nice surprise. Thank you lovely creatures.

Edited

I’ve just fallen down a google wormhole - did you know there actually IS a cocktail named after Schrödinger? Schrödinger‘s Fizz!

Thehorticulturalhussie · 26/08/2026 21:29

No I did not but now I want one! Bar gerbils, a Schrödinger’s Fizz please. As many gelatinous tentacles as will fit in the bucket. Thank you very much.

EdithStourton · 26/08/2026 21:39

I'll stick to a Schrödinger's Cat, please, bargerbil, but no fur, thank you.

Happy times seeing Rocky Horror as a student. Brilliant film.

WearyAuldWumman · 26/08/2026 22:05

MarieDeGournay · 26/08/2026 17:30

There's lots of important life stuff going on here, academic and outfits and all sorts, but I focused in on the accordion news🙃
Well, it's not everyday someone says 'I'm off to my accordion class'!

One of the big regrets in my life is that I am one? two? generations away from the traditional music that would have permeated all through my family up to the early 20c, but it wasn't passed on to my parents' generation.
They remembered uncles and aunts coming home after years in England [not the ones who emigrated to the USA, they never came home again] and just picking up the fiddle and playing as if they'd never stopped.

A neighbour was going to teach me on an old melodeon when I was little, but it just never happened - we moved, he moved, he passed away - something like that...
A shame, because I might have ended up jamming with Weary🙂

Very pleased to make the acquaintance of Trevor and Michael, Boily, they look like splendid chappies😄

I hope they don't feel threatened by the capybara take-over; the meerkats must be well hacked off, nobody pays them any attention at all these days, it's all capybaras this ad capybaras that
seriously - how on earth does that happen that some animals are 'in' for a while, then they are replaced by an invasive species.

Re Dolly RIP - did you see that they lit up the Empire State Building in pink in her honour - at 9.25 exactlySmile

DH was a teenager when his parents had an unexpected gathering at their house.

A chap with a small diatonic accordion turned up. At one point, for some inexplicable reason he told DH "If you can get a tune out of that, you can keep it!"

DH played the moothie, was naturally musical and got a tune out of the box.

At the end of the night, the accordion player threw the box towards DH and said "You'd better keep that!"

Years later, he learned to play a chromatic button box plus the guitar.

NotAtMyAge · 26/08/2026 22:37

WearyAuldWumman · 26/08/2026 22:05

DH was a teenager when his parents had an unexpected gathering at their house.

A chap with a small diatonic accordion turned up. At one point, for some inexplicable reason he told DH "If you can get a tune out of that, you can keep it!"

DH played the moothie, was naturally musical and got a tune out of the box.

At the end of the night, the accordion player threw the box towards DH and said "You'd better keep that!"

Years later, he learned to play a chromatic button box plus the guitar.

Oh, that's a lovely story, Weary.

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