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The Bluestocking Pub, where we continue to read about gerbils nobly and bravely working undercover in the Fen.

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AsWithGlad · 20/08/2026 15:44

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, who enjoy doing this, and any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

Previous thread: https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5564959-the-bluestocking-womens-pub-in-which-we-wait-excitedly-for-the-next-instalment-of-goseis-adventures

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MarieDeGournay · 25/08/2026 12:59

Swashbuckled · 24/08/2026 20:44

Yay! Thanks, everyone.

I think I probably did sail away somewhere @MarieDeGournaynot sure where to. Just the usual stormy seas probably, and battling with large sea monsters. And something about finding windows. I probably ended up with scurvy, but I went to the greengrocer’s on the harbour this morning to stock up so all healthy again. 🙂💙x

That's the way with you piratesWink
Just glad to see you safely back in - and with - port.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 25/08/2026 13:07

PastaAllaNorma · 24/08/2026 19:16

Oh Girdle, you know you have to be careful saying B&B! Batshit and enclosed spaces is asking for trouble.

Excellent chapter, Myrtle.

I've spend a very happy two hours listening to audio books while untangling my friend's yarn stash and labelling it all. Reversing entropy, making the universe a slightly more ordered place.

She was going to give up and bin it. I like a nice focussed bit of sorting.

Baby blanket for neighbours' first grandchild is coming on nicely.

I am jealous, @PastaAllaNorma - I love detangling yarn!

My knitting group is currently trying to find homes for 5 crates of yarn - on e of our members died earlier this year, and her daughter has brought us all her stash, so we can make bonnets for prem babies, and twiddle muffs for people with dementia. Unfortunately there isn’t space where we meet to store the boxes for more than a week - and Nick looked at the pile of boxes and said a very stern No. I did manage to smuggle some home, though.

EmpressaurusKitty · 25/08/2026 13:44

I commented before reading the post properly, sorry.

The office was practically empty today & the tube is buggered (again) so sneaking off to work from home this afternoon.

AsWithGlad · 25/08/2026 15:10

Vacancy for a (Senior) Parliamentary Researcher. I’ve only just seen this, linked from somewhere which says it’s working for sex-realist MP. Apologies that it’s close to the closing date.
Job details.

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NotAtMyAge · 25/08/2026 15:29

EmpressaurusKitty · 25/08/2026 07:32

Have just read the whole of this. Very funny and clever and I didn't recognise a single username from the Sex and Gender threads I follow.

AsWithGlad · 25/08/2026 15:50

NotAtMyAge · 25/08/2026 15:29

Have just read the whole of this. Very funny and clever and I didn't recognise a single username from the Sex and Gender threads I follow.

I recognised a couple, including one from here 🌊 .( waves) Most not, though, so I take your point. The thread is fun, even the predictable trans posts.

(These are the closest my iPad’s emoji bank gets me to Bluestocking. I think I will adopt it 📉, or 💙📉)

I have a general FWR name, and one just for here.

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NotAtMyAge · 25/08/2026 16:15

I have a general FWR name, and one just for here.

That's beyond me, Glad. I would get so confused if I tried to change username on different threads. Probably something to do with my advanced age...😉

WearyAuldWumman · 25/08/2026 16:23

I might be insane.

When I was 11, Mum and Dad paid for me to go to accordion lessons. I quit when I was studying for my Highers. Prior to that, my teacher set up a group that did Church Socials, etc and we won first prize for the Novice Section at the Perth Festival.

When I was in my 40s, I was invited to join a box and fiddle group run by someone at my school. Did that for a few years and then joined another group in my 50s.

Family health issues brought it all to an end.

The year DH died, after we we had come out of lockdown, I was asked to play for a cousin's FIL's 90th. I'd have refused, but the old man had terminal cancer, the celebration had been arranged at short notice....

I told them to give me a few days. I managed to bash out a few tunes and make up a programme and a fortnight after dusting off the accordion, I played in a back green in Fife village.

I've picked it up twice since then - the second time last night. I'm awful.

I spotted an online ad for community based music lessons last week. Phoned up and got one of the slots in a village school. My lesson is at 6. No idea who the bloke teaching is and Lord knows what he'll make of me.

I'm not taking the heavy accordion - not sure that I could get it in and out of the car. Instead, I'm taking the 'ladies' model' that Mum and Dad bought me when I graduated to a full size accordion at the age 12.

I'm leaving at the back of 5 for my lesson at 6. Wish me luck.

DauntlessDamson · 25/08/2026 16:43

WearyAuldWumman · 25/08/2026 16:23

I might be insane.

When I was 11, Mum and Dad paid for me to go to accordion lessons. I quit when I was studying for my Highers. Prior to that, my teacher set up a group that did Church Socials, etc and we won first prize for the Novice Section at the Perth Festival.

When I was in my 40s, I was invited to join a box and fiddle group run by someone at my school. Did that for a few years and then joined another group in my 50s.

Family health issues brought it all to an end.

The year DH died, after we we had come out of lockdown, I was asked to play for a cousin's FIL's 90th. I'd have refused, but the old man had terminal cancer, the celebration had been arranged at short notice....

I told them to give me a few days. I managed to bash out a few tunes and make up a programme and a fortnight after dusting off the accordion, I played in a back green in Fife village.

I've picked it up twice since then - the second time last night. I'm awful.

I spotted an online ad for community based music lessons last week. Phoned up and got one of the slots in a village school. My lesson is at 6. No idea who the bloke teaching is and Lord knows what he'll make of me.

I'm not taking the heavy accordion - not sure that I could get it in and out of the car. Instead, I'm taking the 'ladies' model' that Mum and Dad bought me when I graduated to a full size accordion at the age 12.

I'm leaving at the back of 5 for my lesson at 6. Wish me luck.

How lovely Weary. I'm sure you'll pick it up again in no time and will have many enjoyable hours playing🎶

WearyAuldWumman · 25/08/2026 16:49

Thank you, @DauntlessDamson. Have realised that the reason I'm so nervous is that this is my first solo lesson since I was 16. [Dear Lord! Fifty years!]

I missed out that DH and I went to group community lessons at one point. I thoroughly enjoyed those, as opposed the solo lessons I had with a rather formidable classical accordion player when I were a lass - I used to dread those.

I recall one time he berated me for not reading the music properly until I finally cracked and told him (truthfully) "I'm reading the music - I just can't get my fingers to do what I want them to!"

pulls self together

NotAtMyAge · 25/08/2026 16:52

WearyAuldWumman · 25/08/2026 16:23

I might be insane.

When I was 11, Mum and Dad paid for me to go to accordion lessons. I quit when I was studying for my Highers. Prior to that, my teacher set up a group that did Church Socials, etc and we won first prize for the Novice Section at the Perth Festival.

When I was in my 40s, I was invited to join a box and fiddle group run by someone at my school. Did that for a few years and then joined another group in my 50s.

Family health issues brought it all to an end.

The year DH died, after we we had come out of lockdown, I was asked to play for a cousin's FIL's 90th. I'd have refused, but the old man had terminal cancer, the celebration had been arranged at short notice....

I told them to give me a few days. I managed to bash out a few tunes and make up a programme and a fortnight after dusting off the accordion, I played in a back green in Fife village.

I've picked it up twice since then - the second time last night. I'm awful.

I spotted an online ad for community based music lessons last week. Phoned up and got one of the slots in a village school. My lesson is at 6. No idea who the bloke teaching is and Lord knows what he'll make of me.

I'm not taking the heavy accordion - not sure that I could get it in and out of the car. Instead, I'm taking the 'ladies' model' that Mum and Dad bought me when I graduated to a full size accordion at the age 12.

I'm leaving at the back of 5 for my lesson at 6. Wish me luck.

You go, girl.👏 My sister played the concertina in a folk band for years and loved it. I only ever learned the violin when I was young and was never very good at it. I gave up playing when I left school and could no longer be dragooned into playing in the school orchestra. Then in my late sixties I started to teach myself the clarinet on GS2's learner instrument and was making progress until I broke my left wrist badly in a fall and lost motivation. Wishing you lots of luck.

MyrtleLion · 25/08/2026 17:04

Gosie on her way, but I have a meeting in 10 minutes so I hope to post before then

MyrtleLion · 25/08/2026 17:07

30. Swashbuckled Returns

In which Glossy explains the queue...

@Swashbuckled came through the door of the Bluestocking still in sailing rig. There was salt on her boots, salt in her plait, and a white tide line of it across the strap of the camera slung at her hip. She did not stop at the bar. She crossed the room to the darkroom door, knocked, and when Glossy opened it, stood holding out the camera and two rolls of film without a word of greeting to anyone.

Glossy took the camera and the film, turned each roll over, and looked at Swashbuckled.

“Cumbrae,” said Swashbuckled.

Glossy carried the rolls to the shelf inside the darkroom door, where a line of numbered canisters already stood waiting. There were a lot of them. She wrote a number on each of the new arrivals and set them at the far end of the line.

“Those are Liverpool,” she said, indicating the rest of the shelf. “In order of arrival. No exceptions.” She said it the way she would have said the opening hours and closed the door.

Swashbuckled sat down at the big table and took off one boot.

Gasket brought the teapot, and the tea went round, and somewhere in the middle of it Swashbuckled said, “Found a mark on Cumbrae.”

“A MARK?” said Gantry, at full volume. “GANGPLANK’S MESSAGE SAID NOTHING ABOUT A MARK. She swam it here. Round rocks. We made her say it eight times. Two windows, both photographed. That was all of it.”

“Obviously,” said Swashbuckled, “I sent Gangplank ahead for a reason.” She picked up her tea. “There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information.”

She stopped there.

The room waited for the second half which did not come. Swashbuckled drank her tea. Gangplank, at the end of the table, looked at Gantry, and Gantry looked at the room, and Gasket poured.

@AngleofRepose opened her notebook to the page ruled into columns and found the line that read Cumbrae. Two windows, with nothing after it. She sat with her pencil ready. “Report,” she said.

“Cathedral of the Isles,” said Swashbuckled. “Millport. Smallest cathedral in Britain. You could rig it as a foredeck. Two windows in the ante-room to the Lady Chapel, Gabriel and Michael, by Margaret Chilton. Good glass. We photographed both.”

“The Imperial Gazetteer of Scotland,” said Grisaille, from something written down, “states that the Isle of Cumbrae possesses no buildings of note.”

“Thank you, Grisaille,” said @Hedgehogforshort.

“Is Gabriel a gerbil?” asked Garnet.

The table considered this.

“Gabriel begins with a G!” said Garnet, in support of the question. The gerbils nodded.

“Gabriel is an archangel,” said Swashbuckled.

Garnet thought about it. “Could be both,” she said, and nobody corrected her either.

“The mark,” prompted Angle.

“In the leading,” said Swashbuckled. “Under Gabriel. Bottom left of the window, in the border came on the outside face. A circle. Three lines through it. Struck in, not scratched. I put the lens against the glass of the porch door first to check the light, then photographed the mark from a chair, which the verger fetched, and which I returned.”

“Struck, not scratched,” said Angle, writing. “Under Gabriel. Did you check under Michael?”

“Checked every centimetre of both. Michael’s leading is clean.”

“That’s the Margrave’s mark,” said Angle. “The circle and the three lines. Same as Glasgow, under Eve. Same as everywhere.” She wrote The Margrave’s Mark, under Gabriel, in the blank after Cumbrae. Two windows, and the line that had stood empty since Sunday was full.

“Was there anything under it?” asked Hedgehog. “Underneath? The way there was at Norwich.”

“I report what I saw,” said Swashbuckled. “I saw a circle and three lines. What’s under a thing is a matter for whoever examines the photographs. Once the film has been developed.”

Everyone looked at the darkroom door, which stayed shut, and behind which Glossy was working through film in order of arrival, Liverpool first, no exceptions.

The tea went round again. Swashbuckled took off the other boot and gave an account of the sail back, which took four sentences and included a squall off Portpatrick that anyone else would have made a chapter of.

@ChristmasStars heard the post van and stood up. She went out to collect the delivery and came back with a single fat envelope, brown paper, tied round with string, addressed in a looping hand, with a hard cylindrical weight in one corner that could only be a film canister.

“It’s from @FuzzyPuffling,” she said. “This must be her letter and the film from Truro.”

Glossy’s door opened before anyone knocked on it. She took the envelope, cut the string, slid the canister out into her paw, and wrote a number on it.

“End of the queue,” she said, giving the letter back to Christmas Stars and closed the door.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/30-swashbuckled-returns

The Bluestocking Pub, where we continue to read about gerbils nobly and bravely working undercover in the Fen.
Magpiecomplex · 25/08/2026 17:19

Had a smear test today. The good news is that apparently I do still have a cervix, and no signs of anything atrophying yet. Further good news is that somehow I'm 7 kg lighter now than last time they weighed me. Bad news is high blood pressure...

AsWithGlad · 25/08/2026 17:30

7kg is quite a lot, @Magpiecomplex . How do you feel about that?

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AsWithGlad · 25/08/2026 17:32

Intriguing as always, @MyrtleLion . Many things to enjoy or ponder on, but I particularly like

*Obviously,” said Swashbuckled, “I sent Gangplank ahead for a reason.” She picked up her tea. “There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information.”

She stopped there.

The room waited for the second half which did not come.*

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ErrolTheDragon · 25/08/2026 17:36

AsWithGlad · 25/08/2026 17:32

Intriguing as always, @MyrtleLion . Many things to enjoy or ponder on, but I particularly like

*Obviously,” said Swashbuckled, “I sent Gangplank ahead for a reason.” She picked up her tea. “There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information.”

She stopped there.

The room waited for the second half which did not come.*

An old one but a good one!

AsWithGlad · 25/08/2026 17:37

NotAtMyAge · 25/08/2026 16:15

I have a general FWR name, and one just for here.

That's beyond me, Glad. I would get so confused if I tried to change username on different threads. Probably something to do with my advanced age...😉

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I’d be surprised if I’m not older than you are.

Some thoughtful Bluestocking thread starters remind us to change to our 💙📉names if we have them. Without that I don’t always remember.

My current one suggested itself one December, when several of us may have been using seasonal names, and has stuck.

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Magpiecomplex · 25/08/2026 17:45

AsWithGlad · 25/08/2026 17:30

7kg is quite a lot, @Magpiecomplex . How do you feel about that?

Very happy. Just hope the other three stone manages to disappear as easily!

EdithStourton · 25/08/2026 17:46

I should have given myself a Bluestocking name, but it's too late now... If I returned with a new name and no Brains and Batshit, no one would know I was.

Speaking of whom... I took tham out this afternoon, for a short walk and a bit of training and a play. When I was playing with Batshit, Brains told me loudly, several times, that it was her go NOW. Her barking disturbed a couple of buzzards who'd been having a nice rest in the tress 100 yards away. One got up, called and flew off. the other one got up, flapped into the wind and gave us what I assume was a dirty look, flew upwards a bit, turned into the wind for another dirty look, and then flew off calling to the other one not to leave it behind.

Also, I think starlings like blackberries. I disturbed a flock of about 50 yesterday, including a lot of juveniles. They're very pretty birds - if they could sing they'd be very popular.

AsWithGlad · 25/08/2026 17:50

Magpiecomplex · 25/08/2026 17:45

Very happy. Just hope the other three stone manages to disappear as easily!

Delighted to read that you are very happy, and fingers crossed for the rest.

Yes, I can eat with crossed fingers, if I am on my own and cut the food up first.

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AnonyMumAuDHD · 25/08/2026 18:13

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 24/08/2026 09:29

I have recently been working my way through the Miss Marple books and, now I've run out of those, I've started the Poirot books from the beginning. I'm just not up to reading anything too demanding or gritty at the moment.

I will hopefully finish the baby blanket I'm knitting for my friend's daughter's baby today - my friend is coming to visit at the end of the week, so she will be able to take it away with her and hand it over in person - less scary than trusting it to the post! Before I hand it over, I'll have to go over it with sellotape, to get off all the fur that the cat has generously contributed to the project!

What with all the fur that I am brushing off him, and all the fur that the dogs shed, I'm surprised any of our animals have any fur at all. You can't varnish a cat, can you?

I have a confession. It’s pretty huge given I am a crime fiction ‘expert’…. But I have never read an Agatha Christie novel. Not a single one!!

SHHHHhhhh! Don’t tell my supervisors! 🤫

Perhaps I should get a couple of Audible to listen to while finishing DS’s college blanket?

AnonyMumAuDHD · 25/08/2026 18:16

ChristmasStars · 24/08/2026 19:05

We need to find a better way to work out the password.

Well if they find one I hope they tell me @MyrtleLion because I'm always forgetting my passwords!

I have the same 3. It drives google and apple around the bend as I keep being told that I have reused too many. I obviously have double verification and a more obscure pw on anything linked to a payment card, but I just cannot be bothered.

MyrtleLion · 25/08/2026 18:23

ChristmasStars · 24/08/2026 19:05

We need to find a better way to work out the password.

Well if they find one I hope they tell me @MyrtleLion because I'm always forgetting my passwords!

We have created a system that is hard to remember and easy to crack, and we need one that is easy to remember and hard to crack. Here is my methodology

  1. select a phrase you know and love from maybe a song or a poem, for example, knowing you aha from Dancing Queen by Abba.
  2. put it together without spaces, knowingyouaha
  3. Add a capital letter, Knowingyouaha
  4. Add a number, Know1ngyouaha
  5. Add a symbol, Know1ngyou@ha
  6. You now have a "root password"
  7. For every website or app you use, add the first and last letter of the website to the password as the first and last letters
  8. Gmail - GKnow1ngyou@hal
  9. Facebook - FKnow1ngyou@hak
  10. BBC - BKnow1ngyou@hac
  11. Easy to remember, hard to crack because it's long and has a capital, a number and a symbol
  12. Now go and create your own.
  13. No, I'm not telling you my phrase, or the song it's from
  14. No, it's not the example above.
  15. I don't recommend using this example in case a hacker is reading.
AnonyMumAuDHD · 25/08/2026 18:42

Genius @MyrtleLion

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