I know I should undergo this privately and have a little dignity etc but I'm actually DYING of how fat I am and my severe abdominal crisis caused by not purging
if god doesn't hate me (and they can't ALL hate me, some of those blue bendy Hindu ones look friendly and colourful and nice?) I will stop breathing in my sleep or aspirate on my own lard and die or simply pop or something - in which case all the best and keep up the good work
if not we can reconvene in the morning