Psychiatrists hate her! One weird £5 trick for Mental Normality

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would be ok without either - but is nice to make porridge in microwave so goodbye TV

would you rather gain 100g of fat with every mouthful of food or fluid or spew up every mouthful of food or fluid - that's a bit too much like real life

Ooh. Wow. Spew I guess.

Another RL one: would you rather spend all day silently screaming into a pillow or marching around town singing Madonna songs?

I don't have a microwave anyway

Screaming into a pillow - I don't know enough madonna songs.

I'll try screaming in silence because I swear that is the title of a Katy Sara Culling book (no offence god rest her soul etc)

I'll go for gaining 100g as don't think my teeth would last much longer, I'll just have to eat more sparingly

I can see a dark patch on one of my wisdom teeth

Dentist soon

Listening to Black Celebration on the stereo and Bright Eyes through headphones

IRL am going for the dancing/singing option

Ahhhhh which bright eyes album?

Apologies, is actually the art garfunkel song

(that STILL makes me cry about Hazel being shot 'how could a light that burned so brightly . . . ' snivel)

I can see the cavities in some of my teeth and I can't eat cold food because they have no enamel left

I'm watching catfish and it was a teenage girl who sent $10,000 whilst pretending to be a famous rapper to catfish straight girls. I feel much more normal suddenly.

I have reasonable enamel (luckily am not a purger) but malformed wisdom teeth apparently.

Johnny Cash left ear and Depeche Mode right ear ATM.

I remember that episode! Did someone throw a phone in the water or was it a tiny black person of ambiguous gender?

Poor wisdom teeth being malformed. I have five, it always throws dentists but one is only half way through. I wonder if that is a malformation?

Tiny black person, impersonating bow-wow.

Ooh maybe. I only have four but the valleys between the cusps are too deep and strangely shaped so they're probe to decay. And I was missing two premolars.

I like to think the extra nipple makes up for the missing teeth.

^prone

The extra nipple is because I'm descended from witches - there are Nutters in my family tree.

Isn't your mouth kinda crowded with 33 teeth?

:( witch trials :(

was one of those your ancestor?

I was raised by wolves and that's why I'm furry

I have ancestors called Nutter who lived in that part of Lancashire; don't know if I'm strictly descended from Alice Nutter but am almost certainly related, unless there were two unrelated Nutter families there.

Yes the witch trials are horrifying to read about; so familiar in so many ways.

No, I'm missing two at the top, the ones between my front teeth and my cat teeth.

To be totally fair I think Nutter was Alice Nutter's married name.