would you rather be Mentally Normal or fat?

[Mitchy1nge]

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Oh no enpo When did you do it?

A day ago? Maybe two? Couldn't run cold water on it as the roux would've burnt if I'd left it and when I tried to wipe the roux off my hand (hot oil, sticky flour) a tiny bit of Cooked skin came off too

Not as bad as I thought it was going to be tho

Gross picture alert

Ouch looks painful.

It was when I did it and will be if/when the damn things deroof themselves like they always bloody do, but just at the moment they're mostly okay. Am such a fuckwit

Horrible blisters BUT you have perfect nails and I am jealous.

Am proud of nails thank you - but Mavis wants me to cut them short

Looks nasty En. Reminds me of when I worked at McDs and continuously had burns and welts on my hands.

I've never understood how people can self harm by burning themselves. A few times I've caught or trod on my straighteners and I've jumped away before realising I have, if that makes sense.

Yes can always tell someone who works on the fryers

Or panini grills. anyone else have panini grill burns? Bastards, those are. I also have a scar on my chest where I was cleaning a coffee machine and the boiling water sprayed me

I SHd with boiling water from one of those kitchen geyser thing once when IP (in shitty kiddy loony bin - was told what a stupid thing to do it was, offered no treatment and told "I thought you wanted it to hurt?" when I asked for painkillers) - hand looked like an inflated latex glove

Cigarette burns are worst, take ages to heal, but most of my cig burns aren't self-inflicted - were either done by another pt in same kiddy loony bin, or by this guy I met for sex a few times when I was 16, who liked to give me cannabis and cut my breasts

I knew a girl once who burnt herself with lightees , GOK how.

I bet panini grill burns are really painful.

Cut your breasts?! My love he sounds like a charming one. Oh to have the wisdom we have at 28 when we were 16, eh?

I suppose your clothes clung to you with the boiling water Caulk?

Yeah, I was fifteen when we first met. Interesting guy. Told me I was special, blah blah blah

Yep, and I was on a busy shift, with lots of macho men where stuff like that happened and you just got on with work. Most were ex chefs and they had that busy busy loud thing going on.

I once put a cigarette out on my hand whilst driving. I was on the motorway and didn't want to open the window, but what made me extinguish it on myself I have no idea.

Am not particularly wise yet give it a few more years.

Am amazed you didn't crash, Caulk.

Aged 16 I dated a guy who was my age now. It didn't seem weird at the time, but I cannot imagine dating someone who is 16 now.

I'm not wise, but I have taught the cat to open the door so there must be some wisdom in there. And I'm definitely wiser than I was as a teenager.

Ah no, I only crash whilst going very slowly in a car park or on unlit roads in the dark when there is a car I don't see.

I'm still living with the 20-years-older guy I moved in with when I was sixteen (not the cutty burny one). I think I am wiser than when ibwas a teenager but not through learning, just through biology - am much more grand old duke of York now

Carparks are treacherous

If you weren't with him, can you imagine being with a 16yr old? It's that way round I find odd now, now I'm so old and stuff.

Um...

Probably not.