thread in which the Mentally Normal sustain a stream of fascinating chat

[Mitchy1nge]

and die of being cold

half, hmm, that is an interesting concept for my all or nothing mind!

thank you for hugs caulk

am eating whole thing, and the box too probably

Boxes have v little calories and prob make pooing tricky too.

Corrugated cardboard of the cheap brown type tastes nasty. Sour, dusty, and fibrous (in a bad way).

oooh mention of poo reminded me to take lithium

good job caulky!

Which reminds me to take it. Excellent.

My meds alarm went off in the middle of the mental health lecture

(bloody silent mode doesn't include bloody alarms)

Was very good actually, interesting to listen to and very matter-of-fact, educating about the major mental illnesses.

Did they make you pray?

No, quick sacrifice of a goat to Ba'al and straight on with the talk.

It's still christmastime. Obv no sacrifices to anyone except Herod. Obviously.

Does the naked widdershins fire dancing count as prayer?

Depends if you were looking upwards to heaven whilst dancing.

Upwards to the church hall ceiling, maybe. Better that than at the gyrating bodies of the local parish.

Not sure if it was the church hall, actually. Just in the church building, but not the main room with all the church accoutrements; another room next to it with a serving hatch for ritual teas and coffees.

Everyone was lovely actually.

They didn't mind you dancing found the fire nekkid? That's good then. I'm glad they were nice.

O god, I am averaging over 2000kcal a day.

Why

Am

I

Eating

So

Much?

maybe you are hungry? You're exercising most days?

could you try a smaller, more sustainable deficit for a few weeks (tdee minus 5%?) - you will still lose weight and it might be easier to stick to?

I have overslept and am glad I ate the pizza as no time for breakfast, don't really like running for more than an hour without my porridge

what is your net cal thing?

Depending what site I use I get TDEE anywhere from 1700 to 2200.

Do you have a long run planned today Mitch?

I've just changed my surname! eeeek! This is the least mentally normal thing I've done in some time.

Congrats Caulk.

How does it feel, Caulk?

oooh nice surname! I think of changing mine often, but this actually feels like it belongs to me because I chose it

have returned from an unusually arduous 10 and a bit miles, want Garmin to cooperate and show me the route so I can check the elevation gain, felt much harder than it should (but had abdominal crisis of the tummy area and back from 4 miles on - it said I used almost 90 cals a mile which is unheard of so I reckon it was hilly, it felt it

can't be bothered to load dishwasher/wash up and make real porridge so am having one of #3's instant porridge things - oat so simple, golden syrup (212 cals, how the fuck do they make porridge taste so bad and have sooo many calories!) plus berry and almond shot (97)

oh fuck oh shit I missed my cpn